Boars in Stockholm (Kongos diary)

Hello diary!
We took a vacay. Actually hooman has worked last days. She just came home to pet us a bit, sleep and go back to work. Lucky us - malehooman listens to us and gives us both brunch and dinner buffet!

Today Ben had a near death experience while cleaning the cage. He zoomed right in the middle where hooman tried to put out new bedding and got some dust in his nose. Omg. Dramaqueen. Told him many times he was okay but he asked me if he's a ghost now like 18 times. He looked like one all white and dusty.

Hooman bought herself a new perfume today and I LOVE IT! When she passed my castle I started to wheek with the nose in the air and jumped towards her. I want to eat it!

Ben grows. He's quite big now! When he has his crazy zoomies you can hear he's heavier than before. Dong thing DANG. He's still crazy fast.

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Me in a pile of fresh grass and parsley! I dont eat grass as you know, so me had some parsley instead.

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He's here. I know it.

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I said so!

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Move little fart, thats Harrys place!

From Harry
 
Hello diary!
We took a vacay. Actually hooman has worked last days. She just came home to pet us a bit, sleep and go back to work. Lucky us - malehooman listens to us and gives us both brunch and dinner buffet!

Today Ben had a near death experience while cleaning the cage. He zoomed right in the middle where hooman tried to put out new bedding and got some dust in his nose. Omg. Dramaqueen. Told him many times he was okay but he asked me if he's a ghost now like 18 times. He looked like one all white and dusty.

Hooman bought herself a new perfume today and I LOVE IT! When she passed my castle I started to wheek with the nose in the air and jumped towards her. I want to eat it!

Ben grows. He's quite big now! When he has his crazy zoomies you can hear he's heavier than before. Dong thing DANG. He's still crazy fast.

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Me in a pile of fresh grass and parsley! I dont eat grass as you know, so me had some parsley instead.

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He's here. I know it.

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I said so!

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Move little fart, thats Harrys place!

From Harry
Sweet 🥰
 
Move little fart, thats Harrys place!

From Harry
That's not a very nice thing to say! In hooman families the baby tends to be carried closer than bigger children. Same thing with kangaroos 🦘 The baby is even in mama's pocket! So I think Ben hiding in your mama's hood is just normal. He needs to feel safe from the big, bad world.
 
That next level cuteness little nose and paws snuggled up in Hooman's hoody 🥰😍😍😍


That's not a very nice thing to say! In hooman families the baby tends to be carried closer than bigger children. Same thing with kangaroos 🦘 The baby is even in mama's pocket! So I think Ben hiding in your mama's hood is just normal. He needs to feel safe from the big, bad world.
Hey, I thought you were my friends! The baby is new here, he needs to know Harry is hoomans babyboy. Thats always been Harrys spot!

Who's the cutest?
https://youtu.be/gFiJrqLvuS0?is=SqnZ6hHaJqS8jdKv
I know he's too fast so you cant really see how he looks!

Harry - the Prince
 
Dear diary!

Handsome Harry tries to keep up with Benny Benzino:
- YouTube

Handsome Harry was dizzy after awhile and gave up.
Mamahooman can tell Benny is bigger now. When he zooms in to walls it bangs really loud. We're trying to have a new rule at home: no zooming after 23pm. He wakes the hoomans up. He does not listen at all!

.from handsome Harry
 
I dont love bell pepper. At all. Or grass.
Dear Hairy Harry Henderson

What is wrong with you?!?! You don't like grass :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: Grass is the best thing EVER! Even Lovely Lexi 🌈 liked grass! She ran away from it first of all cos it was long and green and scary looking but she was brave enough to try it once The One and Only Thea 🌈 tried it, wasn't scared and was inhaling it and then Lovely Lexi loved grass.

Here is Lovely Lexi to prove that grass isn't scary and it need to be scarfed down as soon as possible before somepig else eats it!



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Dear Hairy Harry Henderson

What is wrong with you?!?! You don't like grass :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: Grass is the best thing EVER! Even Lovely Lexi 🌈 liked grass! She ran away from it first of all cos it was long and green and scary looking but she was brave enough to try it once The One and Only Thea 🌈 tried it, wasn't scared and was inhaling it and then Lovely Lexi loved grass.

Here is Lovely Lexi to prove that grass isn't scary and it need to be scarfed down as soon as possible before somepig else eats it!



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Oh, Lovely Lexi 🌈 looked very tempting with that fresh straw in her mouth! Did she have a husboar? I can honor her memory of she didnt...

(Here hooman has to say Harry is not meaning something dirty. He's not a pervert! He wants to name the third Guinea pig Lexi and hug it. He loves hugs! Hooman tries to convince him about Thea, but he wants to hug Lexi the third pig).

I think it smells very good! I like to shuffle it around with my nose and taste a little, but... Nah. I prefer hay.

Handsome and Hairy, Lexis Harry
 
Oh, Lovely Lexi 🌈 looked very tempting with that fresh straw in her mouth! Did she have a husboar? I can honor her memory of she didnt...

(Here hooman has to say Harry is not meaning something dirty. He's not a pervert! He wants to name the third Guinea pig Lexi and hug it. He loves hugs! Hooman tries to convince him about Thea, but he wants to hug Lexi the third pig).

I think it smells very good! I like to shuffle it around with my nose and taste a little, but... Nah. I prefer hay.

Handsome and Hairy, Lexis Harry

Lovely Lexi didn't have a husboar and I'm sure she'd be honoured that you want to name the third piggy after her. She was a very lovely girl after I'd got her over her terrifying fear of hoomans which took a year.
 
Dearest diary!

Lovely Lexi here. I'm sure you are very curious about how it is to live with Harry and Benny.

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I get a big cucumber every morning. The boys respects that I'm the Princess and never touches mine

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I really like to chill out in the hayspa, but Benny is a big disturber. He comes up and runs around in the hay, making a complete mess. He wheeks when he does it to. Like "Hey world! I'm so happy! I have so fun!".

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On my way down I kiss Prince Harry. Its okay he gave me some spots of critical care in my face.
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When Benny wants me to play ball. Nope.

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House-meeting about this zoomie-behaviour. Benny needs to understand we are three pigs in this castle!

Kisses from lovely Lexi the third Guinea pig
 
Well if you keep still it will be over before you know it ✂️
Ever heard of Ben Marley? I'm from Peru, and my malehooman is indigenous. I know all about peace pipes, dreadlocks and kumbaya! I just dont have a pipe, so I cant practice the beneficial calming... Yet. I need some cherries first.

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My Mapuche name is Lokanito Ben, thats actually my real name. Hooomans thought they would call me Lokanito but.. I'm Benny Banana.

This is my dreadly crew:
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Harry Conaripe (trail of the Warriors) Henderson
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DjingDjing Mewlen (Tornado) Kahn
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Bob Heucufe (Devil) Diego
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The Ayun (Love) Pikachu
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Lasse Machi (Healer) Kongo
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Chip Pichi Tamale
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Joe Reimub(Rainbow) Exotic
 
My Mapuche name is Lokanito Ben, thats actually my real name. Hooomans thought they would call me Lokanito but.. I'm Benny Banana.

This is my dreadly crew:
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Harry Conaripe (trail of the Warriors) Henderson
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DjingDjing Mewlen (Tornado) Kahn
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Bob Heucufe (Devil) Diego
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The Ayun (Love) Pikachu
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Lasse Machi (Healer) Kongo
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Chip Pichi Tamale
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Joe Reimub(Rainbow) Exotic
Lovely 🥰
 
Woohoo 🥳 🥳

You are looking very happy with yourself 🙂
I am! Just wait until I understand how to rumble strutt. Soon Stockholm will hear me go prrrrrr!

Congratulations :yahoo:🍒

[You will be so happy when mummy doesn't check you over every day to look for your 🍒 Benny boy. 😎]
Now she has to polish them everyday. I dont know yet what oil I prefer, though. Something extra shiny?
 
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