Boys Are Back In Town!

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I have been singing Thin Lizzy to myself since posting this - which is entirely my own fault, but still amusing me. B's been giving me the stink eye for it all afternoon too. I don't think he appreciates my singing >.> they're now chasing each other round their home. Hay, hay everywhere...
 
Willow and Marble are besotted. In their eyes, they are spoilt between Comet and Blitzen and @TheCavySlave's Duncan and Godfrey. In my eyes, all of the above are, whilst all handsome boars in their own right, filthy hump machines that'll never be sophisticated enough for my girls :))
 
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Willow and Marble are besotted. In their eyes, they are spoilt between Comet and Blitzen and @TheCavySlave's Duncan and Godfrey. In my eyes, all of the above are, whilst all handsome boars in their own right, filthy hump machines that'll never be sophisticated enough for my girls :))
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*shocked gasp* Maybe they have had boar glue accidents and dominant humping slightly, but they are SWEETHEARTS and would treat your girlies with no less than total respect! Romantic dinners at The Seed Head, flowers every day (edible, of course) they'd lavish them with affection. They'd let them have the biggest piece of carrot, the greenest hay, the tastiest pellets. And they are very sophisticated! Godfrey reads Shakespeare every evening in his snuggle sack,
while Duncan snuggles in his grassy nest and reads some Jane Austen. In fact, you may know that Duncan has degrees in Nibbleology and Nibbleonomy, as well as a PhD in English Literature, whilst Godfrey has degrees in Chewonomy and Chewology- as well as a PhD in Science!
 
Oh great, I'm reassured that we wouldn't have immediate grand-pigs now :))
 
I tried asking their thoughts on the matter, but Mr Sulky kept giving me the stink eye, and Comet's sleeping right next to him so I daren't disturb them. However I will point out they are noisy rock star teenagers. Trouble with a capital T!
 
Tiny, they would wait until marriage. If yours were ready, of course. But then they'll be ready to start a family, and have a home of their own. Aww.
No, I'm not getting carried away!
 
@Lorcan Mine are two hormonal, easily-swayed teenage girls so I'd say that's a pretty troublesome mix!
 
:love: I have to agree, we'll never see enough of these handsome boys :))
 
Yes very handsome boy's indeed. Hope we will see more of them.
 
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