Cage clean disaster!

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Ever have one of those cage cleans where... you think you've clevery bundled up the dirty hay and bedding in the damp newspaper then the newspaper splits as you lift it out showering you and the floor with poops and smelly hay? Then you finally clean that up and realise there are no disinfectant wipes left and no clean newspapers in the house... so you'll have to venture out to the shops smelling of wee with bits of soiled hay and paper bedding in your hair...
Can't be just me has days like this, right?!
 
Oh dear... sorry this has happened. You’re definitely not the only one. x
 
The annoying thing is I picked up a Metro newspaper yesterday on the train especially for today's cage clean... and my husband seems to have taken it to work to read on his lunchbreak!
 
PigglePuggle said:
Ever have one of those cage cleans where... you think you've clevery bundled up the dirty hay and bedding in the damp newspaper then the newspaper splits as you lift it out showering you and the floor with poops and smelly hay? Then you finally clean that up and realise there are no disinfectant wipes left and no clean newspapers in the house... so you'll have to venture out to the shops smelling of wee with bits of soiled hay and paper bedding in your hair...
Can't be just me has days like this, right?!
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Happened to me a few weeks back
 
PigglePuggle said:
Ever have one of those cage cleans where... you think you've clevery bundled up the dirty hay and bedding in the damp newspaper then the newspaper splits as you lift it out showering you and the floor with poops and smelly hay? Then you finally clean that up and realise there are no disinfectant wipes left and no clean newspapers in the house... so you'll have to venture out to the shops smelling of wee with bits of soiled hay and paper bedding in your hair...
Can't be just me has days like this, right?!
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:oops:
 
PigglePuggle said:
Ever have one of those cage cleans where... you think you've clevery bundled up the dirty hay and bedding in the damp newspaper then the newspaper splits as you lift it out showering you and the floor with poops and smelly hay? Then you finally clean that up and realise there are no disinfectant wipes left and no clean newspapers in the house... so you'll have to venture out to the shops smelling of wee with bits of soiled hay and paper bedding in your hair...
Can't be just me has days like this, right?!
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Absolutely not.
If you can manage to be running late for work, stop for petrol. Get fuel on your blouse (don’t ask), run into Tesco- buy new top and wash down in their bathrooms, walk out, get in car and realise that you can see your Amazonian type bra in the new blouse, get to office and walk Into a meeting room with toilet roll hanging from your shoe and skirt. Then you’ve made it to the final phase of adulthood. Ok I lie about the adulthood but it’s just funny and frankly that’s me!
 
Mother Hubbard said:
Absolutely not.
If you can manage to be running late for work, stop for petrol. Get fuel on your blouse (don’t ask), run into Tesco- buy new top and wash down in their bathrooms, walk out, get in car and realise that you can see your Amazonian type bra in the new blouse, get to office and walk Into a meeting room with toilet roll hanging from your shoe and skirt. Then you’ve made it to the final phase of adulthood. Ok I lie about the adulthood but it’s just funny and frankly that’s me!
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Female victor meldrew
 
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