Can Someone Please Inform Casran Nugget...

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TheAurora

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That...

A) I don't put on a pair of jeans in the morning simply to give him something to bite at, maul and generally try to rip from my body.

B) Those unfortunate folds of excess fat that ooze over the top of aforementioned jeans have similarly not been cultivated by the slave to give Casran something else to nibble on.

C) Finally. Eating breakfast on the sofa while watching Frasier is a treat and weeing everywhere while systematically picking up food and throwing over the sofa edge onto the rug below is not a great way to say thank you.

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