Cavy Karaoke - Add Your Own Adapted Lyrics!

Reenie said:
To the tune of Angels - Robbie Williams

I sit and wait
on my corex, looking at my plate
But does she know,
The fridge is where to go, where the veg is cold
Cos I have been starved, and starvation, makes my tummy sore
So when I'm sittin' in my bed, poopin' in the hay instead,
and I feel that I am dead,
I'm wantin' veggies instead,

And then she comes and offers me some sweetcorn,
a lot of hay and I popcorn,
Throw it all about the cage.
She fills the water bowl
However long it takes me, I know she won't forsake me,
until I've scoffed the lot.
She'll always make me
My favourite veggies for tea.
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That's a brilliant one.Ive always hated the song angels but if you'd wrote the lyrics I think I would lol.
 
Food, Glorious Food from Oliver! musical

Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live till eighty four
all we ever get is hay!
Every day we say our wheeks --
will they change the bill, those peeps?
Still we get the same old hay!
There's not a veg nor a pell't can we find,
can we beg, can we borrow or cadge,
but there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
when we all open our mouths and imagine --

Food, glorious food!

As wheeked by sisters Llawen and Hapus
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To the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - "Those Veggies Made Us Fart"

Turn around,
Every now and then we get a little bit hungry and there's no snacks to be found
Turn around,
Every now and then we get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of our wheeks
Turn around,
Every now and then we get a little bit nervous that the best of all the eats have gone by
Turn around,
Every now and then we get a little bit terrified..
But then we see that lettuce bag coming by!

And we need lettuce tonight!
And we need carrots more than ever!
And if you have some peppers, mom
We will munch on them forever!
And you need to make it right!
Veggies and pigs belong together!

....

Once upon a time we pigs were eating our lunch,
Now our bums are tearing apart.
There's nothing we can do,
Those veggies made us fart!
Once upon a time there was food in our bowls,
But now there's only gas in the dark.
There's nothing we can do,
Those veggies made us fart!
 
I'm eatin' in the rain
Just eatin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm hungry again

I'm laughing at bales
So dark up above
I'm ready for hay
For hay

Let the dusty clouds chase
Ev'ryone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've got a smile on my face...

Bedo's adaptation
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The hay blows wild on the cage loft tonight not a paw print to be seen
A cage of isolation and it looks like I'm the favourite
The squeaks are howling like a rumbling tummy inside, couldn't keep it in heavens know I tried.
Don't let them in don't let them see be the good piggy you always had to be don't squeak don't chrip don't let them know
But know they now!
Vegetables!
Vegetables!
Can't hold in the squeaks anymoreeee!
Vegetables!
Vegetables!
Turn away and slam the fridge!
 
Reenie said:
To the tune of Angels - Robbie Williams

I sit and wait
on my corex, looking at my plate
But does she know,
The fridge is where to go, where the veg is cold
Cos I have been starved, and starvation, makes my tummy sore
So when I'm sittin' in my bed, poopin' in the hay instead,
and I feel that I am dead,
I'm wantin' veggies instead,

And then she comes and offers me some sweetcorn,
a lot of hay and I popcorn,
Throw it all about the cage.
She fills the water bowl
However long it takes me, I know she won't forsake me,
until I've scoffed the lot.
She'll always make me
My favourite veggies for tea.
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My favorite one so far
 
NatalieGee said:
To the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - "Those Veggies Made Us Fart"

Once upon a time there was food in our bowls,
But now there's only gas in the dark.
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:lol!::lol!::lol!::lol!:
 
~Hello, by Adele~*CAVY VERSION*
Hello, little piggies,
I was wondering what you'd like to eat,
Carrots or graaaaaasssss,
or maybe lettuce,
or maybe dandelions.....
 
Here's a cuter and less offensive version of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"

I like pig butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a cavy walks in with a roly poly waist
And a round thing in your face
You go "Awww!" and fill up her trough
Hay and veggies but there's never enough
Every single day they're wheeking
Every time you step into the kitchen
Oh piggie, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My friends tried to warn me
But you're so cute I feel so warmly
Ooh! A rump of soft fur
You say you want some sweet carrots?
Well wheek at me! Wheek at me!
Because you ain't that average cavy
I've seen her popcornin'
Every day in the mornin'
She's fuzzy, furry
Scurries 'round in a hurry
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' dog 'n' cats are the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
Guinea pigs are where it's at
So fellas (Yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Do you have a guinea pig (Hell yeah)
Tell 'them to rumble strut, rumble strut
Shake that healthy butt
Piggy got back
 
This is a long one
Huts built on straw and tunnels from hay
Floor redirected there's no spot without hay
Take a little time to find a better place away from all the humans and the doggos
We could run away and find a better day not watching while the dog is barking

Do you wanna hide inside your hut
Do you wanna hide inside your hut
Do you have a tunnel in your hut
Do you wanna hide inside
Oh please just run away with me
Oh please just give me hay and food
Oh we could find all we need
Oh please just give me hay and food

The humans have gone away have gone away have disappeared forever
While doggos bark at us and start to think they're oh-so clever
Take a little time to find a better place away from all the humans and the doggos
We could run away and find a better day not watching while the Dog is barking

Do you wanna hide inside your hut
Do you wanna hide inside your hut
Do you have a tunnel in your hut
Do you wanna hide inside
Oh please just run away with me
Oh please just give me hay and food
Oh we could find all we need
Oh please just give me hay and food

Do you wanna hide inside your hut
Do you wanna hide inside your hut
Do you have a tunnel in your hut
Do you wanna hide inside
Please just run away with me
Oh please just give me hay and food
Oh please we could find all we need
Oh please just give me hay and food

Oh please just run away with me
Oh please just give me hay and food
Oh we could find all we need
Oh please just give me hay and food

Original is Badman by newton Faulkner.
Beans is probably just here for the food, hence the “humans have gone away”.
(My dog doesn’t bark at them- don’t worry :) )
 
To the tune of Green Door by Shakin Stevens...

Midnight, one more night without wheeking...
Piggo, you should be doing some squeaking...
Cream boar - what's that secret you're keeeepiiing!
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To the tune of 'I Like to Move It'
Appropriate to be sang when pigs are demolishing a carrot cottage, or similar...

I like to gnaw it, gnaw it
I like to gnaw it, gnaw it
I like to gnaw it, gnaw it
We like to, GNAW IT!
 
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