Christmas Carols - Piggified

(Holly and the Ivy)

The Piggle and the Puggle
Now they are both full grown
And of all the pigs that are in the cage
Piggle has the biggest bum

And the raising of the snouts
And the running of the zoomies
The playing of the waterbottle rattle
Sweet wheeking in the hay

And Blodwen bears a fur crest
As white as any flower
While Theo is so handsome
He's such a great husboar

And the raising of the snouts
And the running of the zoomies
The playing of the waterbottle rattle sweet wheeking in the hay

And Jezzy has a fur coat
As floofy as a sheep
While Clover is a big pig
Who is usually asleep

And the raising of the snouts
And the running of the zoomies
The playing of the waterbottle rattle
Sweet wheeking in the hay

Tallulah has no clothes on
She must get very cold
But Ollie is so furry
He's her perfect silver beau

And the raising of the snouts
And the running of the zoomies
The playing of the waterbottle rattle
Sweet wheeking in the hay
 
VickiA said:
Deck the halls with carrot wedges, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Eat from the centre to the edges, fa la la la la, la la la la.
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courtesy of my dear school friend the next lines suggested are :

stuff your cheeks with mounds of parsley,fa la la la la, la la la la, la-la-la
Fill the hay, Mum, not so sparsley, fa la la la la, la la la la la.
 
Betsy said:
Once in Royal Piggy City
Stood a lonely Guinea Pig.
Where he found a lovely lady
In the form of a beautiful sow.
He is now wheaking in delight.

Can't think of the last few lines 🤔 :doh:
Anyone help?
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I don't know the original, so I have no chance
 
Betsy said:
Once in Royal Piggy City
Stood a lonely Guinea Pig.
Where he found a lovely lady
In the form of a beautiful sow.
He is now wheaking in delight.

Can't think of the last few lines 🤔 :doh:
Anyone help?
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Think you just need one line to finish the verse, how about "piggy love, a beautiful sight"
 
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