COVID-19 Comedy break: Coronavirus Memes

[Qualcast&Flymo]

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So that's what you were up to on your day off, @BossHogg !?

 

[BossHogg]

No, I wear the mankini, I find it clears the queue at Asda and I can get round the shop with no one bothering me.

 

[BossHogg]

Different day, different stretch of the motorway, still no traffic!

 

[BossHogg]

Different day, different stretch of the motorway, still no traffic!
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And another, I'm getting paid for nothing!

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[teddymouse]

So that's what you were up to on your day off, @BossHogg !?

Who said it was his day off!

 

[BossHogg]

That's our new uniform.

 

[DM090820]

That's our new uniform.

In other news I've recently started a new role as Brand Manager at HE .

 

[BossHogg]

Would you mind putting your tongue somewhere else whilst I'm bent over in this uniform!

 

[DM090820]

Would you mind putting your tongue somewhere else whilst I'm bent over in this uniform!

I have two options to choose from, which would you prefer?

 

[BossHogg]

In somebody else's direction for a start!

 

[DM090820]

In somebody else's direction for a start!

You are someone else

 

[BossHogg]

Get back! I'll cut that tongue off!

 

[DM090820]

Get back! I'll cut that tongue off!
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Oh, you're a hair dresser, that's nice.

 

[BossHogg]

No just drive an Audi TT.

 

[DM090820]

No just drive an Audi TT.

Make it a Quattro and I'm yours Gene.

 

[BossHogg]

Fire that bad boy up!

 

[BossHogg]

Make it a Quattro and I'm yours Gene.

My grandson is called Gene.

 

[DM090820]

Fire that bad boy up!

I don't need to be asked twice OT: they were on about making a new series recently, no idea if it'll happen.

 

[DM090820]

My grandson is called Gene.

£5 says he'll want to be a copper.

 

[BossHogg]

I can't see how, we now know Gene is an angel helping dead coppers to cross over!

 

[BossHogg]

£5 says he'll want to be a copper.

He's more interested in football.

 

[DM090820]

I can't see how, we now know Gene is an angel helping dead coppers to cross over!

Sorry for the source: Life on Mars creator confirms third and final series is in the works

He's more interested in football.

And I wanted to be a mad scientist, I achieved one of the two.

 

[BossHogg]

Sounds good

 

[BossHogg]

Sorry for the source: Life on Mars creator confirms third and final series is in the works



And I wanted to be a mad scientist, I achieved one of the two.

Yeah, madness!

 

[DM090820]

Yeah, madness!

Wibble.

 

[CocoAndOreo]