COVID-19 Comedy break: Coronavirus Memes

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[Merab]

Here is a German one that made me laugh!
@DoragonHinansho

Translation:
"Staying at home is not as boring as I thought.
I can't however understand why sometimes 1,007,384 stalks of hay and at other times 1,009,265 stalks fit into the same guinea pig hay rack!"

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I think you have made us guess the translation @Wiebke

 

[Merab]

I think you have made us guess the translation @Wiebke

Missed out the 'Should' - you should have made us guess....

 

[Black piggies]

Missed out the 'Should' - you should have made us guess....

Das spiegelei ist auf den boden (?).. all I remember from German at school .. translations please

 

[Wiebke]

Das spiegelei ist auf den boden (?).. all I remember from German at school .. translations please

Das Spiegelei ist auf dem Boden. Or: Das Spiegelei ist auf den Boden gefallen.
(It's the difference between 'on' and 'onto'. Personally I would rather eat from a plate... )

 

[Winniepeg]

Thanks everyone for keeping me going. I live on my own and pooing myself how I’ll get by if I get sick. I’m self isolating for a few days as I work for the NHS and due back at work on Wednesday. I’m completely well but work with older adults so want to keep them safe too. So glad I have my piggies to keep me company. Have worked a rota to phone family and friends so I don’t go stir crazy.

 

[Emx93]

 

[Black piggies]

Das Spiegelei ist auf dem Boden. Or: Das Spiegelei ist auf den Boden gefallen.
(It's the difference between 'on' and 'onto'. Personally I would rather eat from a plate... )

Lol I did wonder if it was dem .. dative case maybe .. many moons ago

 

[BossHogg]

The phrase I remember most from my 12 months in Germany is "Britische Militärpolizei, halt oder ich schieße!"

 

[BossHogg]

I just got off the phone with a professor in China ... He says it's not worth getting COVID-19 now, as they're expecting COVID-20 Pro to be released in September!

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[Emx93]

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Except my cat is equally excited that everyone's still here

 

[BossHogg]

Mine is that excited, he's outside sat on the next door neighbours back door mat.

 

[Emx93]

Mine is that excited, he's outside sat on the next door neighbours back door mat.

Mines laid on me

 

[Eriathwen]

 

[DM090820]

Right, this isn't a COVID meme, but, as the government has stepped up our response plan today, I will move to stage three of our comic relief contingency plan 2015.

Behold:

 

[Lady Kelly]

Right, this isn't a COVID meme, but, as the government has stepped up our response plan today, I will move to stage three of our comic relief contingency plan 2015.

Behold:

Thread titles should always, ALWAYS be amended to include a warning when these photos come out... My poor eyes!

 

[BossHogg]

Right, this isn't a COVID meme, but, as the government has stepped up our response plan today, I will move to stage three of our comic relief contingency plan 2015.

Behold:

That's an example of perfect social distancing and self isolation in one!

 

[DM090820]

Thread titles should always, ALWAYS be amended to include a warning when these photos come out... My poor eyes!

Look, zhe's as close to Conchita Wurst as the Midlands is ever likely to get. I also have a picture of a nudist parachutist that landed on some poor gym instructors washing line.

 

[Lady Kelly]

Oh dear lord! Why do this when the shops are all out of bleach?!!

 

[DM090820]

Oh dear lord! Why do this when the shops are all out of bleach?!

Because they haven't given us all free pornhub premium yet.

 

[BossHogg]

It's a pity that steam mop doesn't work anymore, we had to buy a new one.

 

[DM090820]

It's a pity that steam mop doesn't work anymore, we had to buy a new one.

Have a multipurpose one, place now spends most of its time looking like a Turkish bath - no Boss, I'm not reenacting the early 1980s in Frisco

 

[BossHogg]

That's what you're telling us!