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COVID-19 Comedy break: Coronavirus Memes

Merab's Slave said:
Not a meme but still funny:

Heard a doctor on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start.
At this time of enforced isolation and working from home it seemed a good thing to do.
I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a bustle of sum, tha mainder of of Valiumum srcptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu half no I’d how fablus I feel right now.
Sned this to all who need inner .
An Telugu u luvum
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I needed a laugh and that really did it.
 
BossHogg said:
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It's more like:
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BossHogg said:
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Not true. God isn't there to stop us falling to our deaths if we deliberately choose to jump off a cliff. Miracles are when things happen that we can't do ourselves. We are responsible and intelligent creatures, we can work out what to do to prevent this virus spreading uncontrollably and to help people get better from it.
Quote from most recent email from my church:
' Martin Luther wrote this in 1527: "Others sin on the right hand. They are much too rash and reckless, tempting God and disregarding everything which might counteract death and the plague. They disdain the use of medicines; they do not avoid places and persons infected by the plague, but lightheartedly make sport of it and wish to prove how independent they are. This is not trusting in God but tempting him. ... God has created medicines and provided us with intelligence to guard and take care for the body so that we can live in good health. ... No, my dear friends, that is no good. Use medicine; take potions which can help you; fumigate house, yard, and street; shun persons and places wherever your neighbor does not need your presence or has recovered, and act like a man who wants to help put out the burning city." We should remember that Jesus commanded "to love others as we love ourselves". There is a place for self-interest (as opposed to selfishness). We will be no good to others who need our support if we put ourselves needlessly at risk and suffer the consequences. '

Sorry, lecture over.
 
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