COVID-19 Comedy break: Coronavirus Memes

[Deleted member 131797]

Do tell

Maybe we should set it up

 

[Gem789]

 

[Siikibam]

 

[Lady Kelly]

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

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Yes, don't all rush out to get it though, someone in China will doubtless be bringing out Covid-20 Pro XL before very long...

 

[Wiebke]

Yes, don't all rush out to get it though, someone in China will doubtless be bringing out Covid-20 Pro XL before very long...

I thought that was going to be the Tump version?

 

[DM090820]

I thought that was going to be the Tump version?

Super best in the world, tremendous big COVID20 I'm a smart person, everybody says I'm a smart person, I know more than the doctors, it's a big virus, very special, I run the best hotels in the world, I've learnt a lot about epidemiology, my uncle was a professor at MIT for many years, fake news.

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

If he doesn't start acting like a president for everybody rather than an online conspiracy theorist, it'll be the Biden version - or Sanders, don't know what's happening with the U S election.

 

[Wiebke]

 

[Deleted member 131797]

Does it count like a meme that I’m currently pretending to have a hangover from an imaginary night out last night just to have a feeling of a normal weekend?

Met lots of new imaginary friends, drinking imaginary shots and ended up dancing on the bar. What am I like?

The 4 pigs were practically screaming murder this morning as I had a lie in and they hadn’t been fed by 8am... They ganged up on me to get me out of bed - they are in my spare room lol

(just FYI, that’s not my usual night out!)

 

[Wiebke]

 

[BossHogg]

I thought that was going to be the Tump version?

 

[Siikibam]

This one is a bit but...let me post it. If it’s not in taste then moderators please remove.

 

[BossHogg]

I posted it a few days ago

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[BossHogg]

We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness the missus standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules!

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness the missus standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules!

My hubby says " from a Budgie to a Monkey, nice one mate"!

 

[BossHogg]

Which fusilier regiment was he?

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Which fusilier regiment was he?

5 RRF(V) along with various assorted hat badges and crimes you never detected at the time!

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

He asks which RMP Bn were you?

 

[BossHogg]

They didn't have battalions in my day, just companies. I moved round a bit, Aldershot, Tidworth, Lisburn, Armagh, Catterick, Falklands, Preston and Fallingbostel. I must have really upset someone with all my sunshine postings. I've been out 27 years.

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Once a Fusilier always a Fusilier; and I suppose once a Monk. Always a Monk,! Anyway deep respect and fraternal greetings from.a STAB to an ARAB!

 

[BossHogg]

My cousin was 2RRF based in Bulford, he hasn't spoken to me since 1988 when I arrested him for being ring leader in a mass brawl.

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

My cousin was 2RRF based in Bulford, he hasn't spoken to me since 1988 when I arrested him for being ring leader in a mass brawl.

Only cos an infantry we are supposed not to get caught!