COVID-19 Comedy break: Coronavirus Memes

Not a meme but funny!

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown. Not me of course. Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking, and we all agreed things are getting worse.

I didn't mention it to the washing machine, as he puts a different spin on things. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straigtened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation too pressing!

The vacuum cleaner was more unsympathetic, told me to suck it up but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over.

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked what he thought but said s**t happens every day. The doorknob told me to get a grip, the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the curtains yelled at me to - yes you've guessed it - pull myself together!
 
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