Ruby: Slave, slave, come and look at this. My bowl is completely empty. Not a single pellet to be seen. Frankly it's lucky I am not dead.
Me: Actually Ruby I filled your bowl up less than 1 hour ago.
Ruby Clearly not, otherwise it wouldn't be empty would it? You forgot to feed me and I really need pellets now.
Me: Ruby have you thrown all of the pellets out of your bowl again?
Ruby: Absolutely not. Like I said, you forgot to feed me and I need more pellets now. And not those healthy grain free ones - bring me some of the good ones that I really like and place them in this empty bowl.
Me: I think if you just more your large bottom out of the way for a minute we might find out what happened to your pellets Ruby.
Ruby: No need to look too closely slave. Just bring the good pellets and I won't mention this blatant neglect to anyone.
Me: Actually Ruby I filled your bowl up less than 1 hour ago.
Ruby Clearly not, otherwise it wouldn't be empty would it? You forgot to feed me and I really need pellets now.
Me: Ruby have you thrown all of the pellets out of your bowl again?
Ruby: Absolutely not. Like I said, you forgot to feed me and I need more pellets now. And not those healthy grain free ones - bring me some of the good ones that I really like and place them in this empty bowl.
Me: I think if you just more your large bottom out of the way for a minute we might find out what happened to your pellets Ruby.
Ruby: No need to look too closely slave. Just bring the good pellets and I won't mention this blatant neglect to anyone.
