Damned piggies, hay and a laptop keyboard

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Over this xmas I intend to minutely clean my laptop keyboard, as there appears to be icky little bits of hay in amongst the keys which appear to be making a number of keys sticky. The little "darlings" have a talent for hanging onto small bits of hay as we get them out of the cage and then dropping them with unerring accuracy over the laptop with the talent of a RAF bomber supported by SAS squaddies with laser target markers.

This message has taken 10 minutes to type as the space bar and all vowel keys are sticking and require hard punching!
 
:)) I can imagine little piggie claws clutching hay until they pass over top of laptop..... Bombs away!!
 
I was doing the upstairs housework last night and came across 2 poo's! MY piggies are hardly ever upstairs so goodness knows how they got up there! And yes i do clean regularly :))

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Toffeewoffee said:
I was doing the upstairs housework last night and came across 2 poo's! MY piggies are hardly ever upstairs so goodness knows how they got up there! And yes i do clean regularly :))

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Ninja style poo placing skillz
 
Isn't it funny, that hay and poo gets everywhere, but whenever we come across it in unusual places (other than all around the cage) we always chuckle?
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I think Caramel deliberately poops down my top so when I get ready for bed a poop will drop out of my clothes onto the bedroom floor. My hubby goes mental about piggie poops and hay everywhere... to be honest I love my piggies so it doesn't bother me the mess they make :)
 
I found a little pig poo in my uniform pocket today, think that may have been from washing my uniform and their blanket together. Oh and I went to hand my coursework in last week and there was one stuck to a bit of paper. How did it get there?!
 
haha love this thread. Funny the places piggy hay and poo seems to end up.. glad I'm not the only one :P
 
I have long hair that I tie up for work daily and found two long strands of hay buried in my ponytail this evening.
Must have been there all day. Changed into my work shoes Tuesday morning and found hay down my sock which explained why I was itchy and scratchy whilst travelling rolleyes
 
hahah SAS squaddies, 10 minutes was worth this post :)) Curious thing though, I've never realized this army potential about guinea pigs, they've always struck me as lazy pacifists with no hidden agenda. Guess I was just naive :)
 
Flinstones and I found guinea pig bedding from both our cages in different houses and hay in the bathroom in our holiday apartment in France. All our clotheswere clean and suitcases kept in lofts. I think the pigs can fly at night and get up to mischief lol
 
hazeyg said:
Flinstones and I found guinea pig bedding from both our cages in different houses and hay in the bathroom in our holiday apartment in France. All our clotheswere clean and suitcases kept in lofts. I think the pigs can fly at night and get up to mischief lol
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Lol, I would check the piste the next time your on it, you may see yours or Jo's piggies skiing down the slopes..;)
 
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