This Little Piggie
Teenage Guinea Pig
It's Day Two In The Pig Brother House
Long suffering husband was up with the lark 3.00am to be exact zzz so as he could be back in time to receive delivery of the Piggie Palace.
Husband arrived home at 7.30am and the telephone rang, "Hello, it's Maureen from B _ _ _ y Oh Sheds, the vans broken down so your shed won't be with you today, it has been re-scheduled for tomorrow, that will be ok wont it?"
:x :x :x :x
I have never seen long suffering husband grow horns and glow in the dark quite as quickly as that ever, ever before !
The day wasnt wasted though, the flags (not bunting!) have been completed, bunnies re-positioned, gutters and drainpipes have been purchased. And poor old me was ordered to go to B and Q to collect the 3 rolls of loft insulation that had been reserve/collect. Here's me thinking they would be the size of loo rolls, oh no they were humongous and hung out of the windows of my little Nissan Micra.
Fingers crossed, our Piggie Palace arrives tomorrow or my beautiful golden hair will be venting its anger down the telephone.
The moral to this story is, don't buy a shed from B _ _ _ y Oh Sheds :x
Thanks for listening to me go on and on.
We will get there Oreo, Ralpine, Ben and Jeremey I promise x)
Long suffering husband was up with the lark 3.00am to be exact zzz so as he could be back in time to receive delivery of the Piggie Palace.
Husband arrived home at 7.30am and the telephone rang, "Hello, it's Maureen from B _ _ _ y Oh Sheds, the vans broken down so your shed won't be with you today, it has been re-scheduled for tomorrow, that will be ok wont it?"
:x :x :x :x
I have never seen long suffering husband grow horns and glow in the dark quite as quickly as that ever, ever before !
The day wasnt wasted though, the flags (not bunting!) have been completed, bunnies re-positioned, gutters and drainpipes have been purchased. And poor old me was ordered to go to B and Q to collect the 3 rolls of loft insulation that had been reserve/collect. Here's me thinking they would be the size of loo rolls, oh no they were humongous and hung out of the windows of my little Nissan Micra.
Fingers crossed, our Piggie Palace arrives tomorrow or my beautiful golden hair will be venting its anger down the telephone.
The moral to this story is, don't buy a shed from B _ _ _ y Oh Sheds :x
Thanks for listening to me go on and on.
We will get there Oreo, Ralpine, Ben and Jeremey I promise x)
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