Days of our Harry (Legacy of Kongo).

exia

exia

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Dear diary,

I convinced slave that I need a diary because I have so many thoughts, friends and fans. She said okay, mister ego.

This week has been quite brutal as you know. My little neighboar went for the bridge and its very quiet at home. Its a bit wierd, but it looks like I'm thriving as a single pig right now. I got a 2x5grids big cage and all food for myself. And slaves lap. Djingis was cute and all but he took my job sometimes and took a pee in slaves lap. Not okay.

But slave says I was a very good nanny and that I really took care of Djingis. Besides those times I tried to eat him and kharma hit me and I lost my toofies... I just wanted to play, slave!

Kisses from mister Kongo - ate all my beetroots up!

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Dear Kongo,
I hope you don’t mind me writing in your diary too.

I understand how you feel, sorry to hear your friend is gone, my neighbour friend also travelled to the rainbow bridge recently.
I have moved home across the room to the place my hooman calls Hamish’s grandpa annex, the cars are noisier and we had noisy storms this week, which was a bit scary without a friend to chat too.

Hooman has given me a purple thing to cosy up too, but it’s odd & I keep giving it side eye moments, the purple thing has invaded my personal space.

I am sticking to being just Wally at the moment, not too much werepig. I even adopted the hooman into my circle of trust & sit on her briefly, trying to tell her all my worries, but she doesn’t understand my wobble, wheek, wibble chats.

Wish you lived closer Konga, we could have some super chats.
Big wheeks,
Wally

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Lovely diary. Glad you are eating and the toofies are OK now. It is a sad time. Look after Slave. You and Wally are both very gorgeous 🥰
 
AidaB said:
Dear Kongo,
I hope you don’t mind me writing in your diary too.

I understand how you feel, sorry to hear your friend is gone, my neighbour friend also travelled to the rainbow bridge recently.
I have moved home across the room to the place my hooman calls Hamish’s grandpa annex, the cars are noisier and we had noisy storms this week, which was a bit scary without a friend to chat too.

Hooman has given me a purple thing to cosy up too, but it’s odd & I keep giving it side eye moments, the purple thing has invaded my personal space.

I am sticking to being just Wally at the moment, not too much werepig. I even adopted the hooman into my circle of trust & sit on her briefly, trying to tell her all my worries, but she doesn’t understand my wobble, wheek, wibble chats.

Wish you lived closer Konga, we could have some super chats.
Big wheeks,
Wally

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Of course you can share my diary, Wally! We're brothers in what our slaves call "grieving" and to new cages. I like my cage better now because its bigger and have a better view over the hallway to the kitchen, but its always weird to a start.

I'm a pro on taking slaves card and order myself nice things. I needed new hay, and a carrot houses. The L-ones was out so I ordered myself a M "for Guinea pigs". Eh, excuse me?! I was stuck in the door. Last time I googled myself they said I'm a pig. Slave has to re-model a bit.

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Very easy to tip over. Why jump for the good stuff?
 
exia said:
Of course you can share my diary, Wally! We're brothers in what our slaves call "grieving" and to new cages. I like my cage better now because its bigger and have a better view over the hallway to the kitchen, but its always weird to a start.

I'm a pro on taking slaves card and order myself nice things. I needed new hay, and a carrot houses. The L-ones was out so I ordered myself a M "for Guinea pigs". Eh, excuse me?! I was stuck in the door. Last time I googled myself they said I'm a pig. Slave has to re-model a bit.

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Wally would like to apologise for his typos yesterday. He shouldn’t type letters late at night. After his late night party, Wally’s currently having a hammock nap I have no idea when he will emerge.


Firstly he accidentally misspelled your name, sorry Kongo.
Secondly he should have typed
“I hope you don’t mind me writing to you in your diary.”

Thank you for your kind offer to share Kongo.
Enjoy your carrot cottage- Wally doesn’t quite fit in his medium size one either.

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Truffolo said:
Plus size carrot cottages ♥️ tested by experts 🏡
Boys, we are with you 🐾🐾❤️ Kitchen command and control, never miss an Oreo 🍪
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When you say it... It was ages ago I got an Oreo! Slaaaave!


AidaB said:
Wally would like to apologise for his typos yesterday. He shouldn’t type letters late at night. After his late night party, Wally’s currently having a hammock nap I have no idea when he will emerge.


Firstly he accidentally misspelled your name, sorry Kongo.
Secondly he should have typed
“I hope you don’t mind me writing to you in your diary.”

Thank you for your kind offer to share Kongo.
Enjoy your carrot cottage- Wally doesn’t quite fit in his medium size one either.

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Its okay, I'm used to be called whatever slave feels like at the moment. Kongi, Konga, Konguuu... often mister poopiepants, little baby or handsome.

I want a hammock too! But slave bought one a couple of years ago and my then neighboar Joe was playing some dramatic prima Ballerina and got stuck in the hammock. It was just hair and legs everywhere, and compared to me Joe was very gracious. Slave says she doesn't want to see me trying to figure a hammock out, I dont really think things through before I do them... I'm a very good bulldozer though, my size makes me strong!

Love from Kongo-Ruu
 
Goodmorning diary,

yesterday was a great day! My slaves were at home and that equals I get some good greenies for lunch.

Today slaves is at work the whole day. Slave gave me a very small piece of apple and said "see you tonight" before she left at 6.15. I did not have time to approve your new schedule, slave!

I guess I will work hard today. Breakfast, nap, breakfast no 2, sleep in my house, nap in my hay-bag, flip over my carrot house, lunch, nap in my rainforest, lunch no 2... Yeah, you get it.

Wish you all a great Monday!
Love from Kongo

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Dear diary,

yesterday I was home alone the whole day. If we dont count my minislave Miniwheener, and we dont because he just feeds me when slave or maleslave tells him.

I was like whaaaaat?! when slave told me Miniwheener is my owner-slave. Do they want me to starve?

I love all people. People means food. But I picked slave as my mama the first day. She's the one that can protect me and knows all my favorite spots to cuddle!
When she got home from work late last evening and took me up I was so happy I just purred out of joy.

Slave says its hard to tell if I miss Djingis or not. I act like myself and eat for two and does my regular happy seizures everyday, so either way she's still not very stressed. she promised me my magic carpet tonight!

Love Kongo

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Djingis tried to share my hay-spa one time. I did not approve.
 
Dear diary,

cage clean today. Love it! Slave finally washed my tent and I'm so happy. Running in and out.

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I'm like scary fast when my nose can smell dill...

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So good!

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Told slave my pants is sitting better. Slave said thats because this new ones are bigger and took this picture. I did not loose any heft. Still a chonky!

Love from Kongo
 
Dear Kongo,
Sounds like you are having a great time.
Wow- that was a very good bunch of dill you got. I was given just one tiny stem of dill at lunchtime yesterday, I think service is slacking here. Human also thought it was funny to pop my mint on my head after I sat on it. I was saving it for later, after seasoning, I did not appreciate it being put on my head after it had been under my bottom.
I managed to surprised human yesterday by having the mega zooms, for the first time in a while, they were exhausting but lots of fun.
Hope you slept well & have a great day of naps, snacks, and fun.
Big wheeks
from Wally.
 
AidaB said:
Dear Kongo,
Sounds like you are having a great time.
Wow- that was a very good bunch of dill you got. I was given just one tiny stem of dill at lunchtime yesterday, I think service is slacking here. Human also thought it was funny to pop my mint on my head after I sat on it. I was saving it for later, after seasoning, I did not appreciate it being put on my head after it had been under my bottom.
I managed to surprised human yesterday by having the mega zooms, for the first time in a while, they were exhausting but lots of fun.
Hope you slept well & have a great day of naps, snacks, and fun.
Big wheeks
from Wally.
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I saw your hat Wally. My slave use to give me those too! But I'm not very picky if I've been sitting on it. Just makes your hat tastes a bit more interesting!

I also had a zoomie today! Slave asked if I had a mental breakdown or was paranoid or something before she realized I zoomed around my cage during floor time. Its very special to see a big boy like me having a zoomie! My bumm is fantastic.
For some reason I got so mad at slave I did not allow her to pet me in the cuddle box. I wanted to chill with my blankie and moved away everytime she tried to touch me.

Slave is planning for me to take a bath tomorrow, before it gets too cold. But I dont know about it yet...

Love from Kongo

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Today it happened. I was in a rush to get to that grass and became a turtle again. She has a made an entry from the other side, so when I tried to run through the house I got stuck in the door hole. Slave had to lift the house and save me. I didnt really care, I was busy with the grass!
 
Truffle: Great to see your slave has responded in creative ways with offerings of grass. Now you must be given a summoning device to let you in/out of carrot cottage 🏡🛎📯🔔🐾
Polo: I have had two bum baths. They didn't help at all, my bum is still greasy 🛁
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle: Great to see your slave has responded in creative ways with offerings of grass. Now you must be given a summoning device to let you in/out of carrot cottage 🏡🛎📯🔔🐾
Polo: I have had two bum baths. They didn't help at all, my bum is still greasy 🛁
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Right now I'm really angry at slave so I say a little taser-button would be the perfect device! Zummmmm
 
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Dear diary,

I DONT HAVE ANY WORDS! Normally I'm a sweetheart, but when slave is giving me a bath... What the fudge. The dill-trick did absolutely not work. I made a chaos and the bathroom will never look the same again.

Slave just give me my veggie-dinner as a peace offer. I dont want to talk to her, but said I'll might think of it. In a week.

Love Kongo
 
Dear diary,

last week I discovered something new. How to scream higher than I actually can scream! It sounds like a silent scream/high breath that ends with a very high whistle and means I can hear that knife slice thru my veggies and HURRRRYYYYY!

I survived bath and now talking to slave again. Slave thinks I'm still a bit angry because yesterday and today I've been running away from my magic carpet while having floortime and this night I accidentally bodyslammed the grids and it fell and I was very happy when slave came up around 5AM. Until she told me I got the red card and needed to head home. Darn. Not fair!

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Close up from yesterday. Slave says she fixed my hair. I dont know how she managed it stand right up on my neck? I have very short hair in my neck!

Love from mister loverKongo
 
I would like to hear Kongo sing. I think he must know how to make a sound like a condor to other piggies. Beyond the range of human hearing. The 2am party got a bit wild? Good to hear that your body slam is working great 🏋
 
Truffolo said:
I would like to hear Kongo sing. I think he must know how to make a sound like a condor to other piggies. Beyond the range of human hearing. The 2am party got a bit wild? Good to hear that your body slam is working great 🏋
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Singing in the rain
He doesn't do that scream here, I wasnt fast enough with the camera 😅 I'm sorry ut shakes a bit, it was too much for me to balance his plate, back for the light and hold the camera at the same time.

Maybe he's talking to his "brothers" at the bridge? Guess Joe would be like "yeah, fun for you having veggies. We can have them whenever we want. Djingis put your balls in! Pika stop stealing Chips food! Chip stop eat the christmas tree! Bob TELL THEM ALL OR I WILL LICK YOUR EYES WITH MY POO-MOUTH!" Drama.
 
Cute video! Kongo is very hungry but he is staying on his magic carpet. Calling piggy heaven 🎶🌈❤
 
Hello diary!

Today I was a early bird. Slave woke up around 6am because of pain and I was having breakfast. She talked to me for awhile, and when the worst pain took of she went back to bed. Me too. Got a little piece of black kale for lunch, and after that I did my exercise. I attack my ball like a lion and sprint after it. When I was done I took the ball and threw it into the divider. Bang! After that it was time for my spa in my hay-trays. Took a long lunch nap in there. When I woke up slave left for work. She promised me a long cuddle tonight.

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Lunch exercise! Important my friends.

Love from Kongo
 
I'm sorry to hear that Slave is having awful pain 😔 It is good that you can comfort her ❤ Your nosie looks so cute 😍
 
Omg diary,

slaves had a grown up-talk yesterday. I eardropped when they thought I didnt listen. I wanted to hear about flower and bees and stuff, but I'm ADOPTED! What the fudge!

I demanded some peaflakes so I could eat my feelings away. They got stuck in my throat when I heard slaves was not only talking about me. They was talking about my food and to share it. Somewhere here I had to lay down with my blankie. They say they dont want a new pig at all, but "Kongos wellbeing"...

Not to share my food, slaves! Thats my best wellbeing.

Anyway, they said they dont have to take a clear decision right now but its time to start think and maybe have the eyes open after a boar around my age that wants to live as a neighbour. Crap! Does this mean a new crazy like DjingDjing, a new drama like Chip, a new grumpy like Joe, a new airhead like Bob or a new pro-escaper like Pikachu? Oh Dear.

Love from adopted Kongo
 
Dear Kongo,
It sounds like it’s been very dramatic at your home recently, baths, singing, adoption chats, new friends.

I hope the cuddle with your blankie helped.
I have to put up with a strange purple cat thing in my home at the moment, hooman doesn't understand I don’t need it, maybe a blankie would be better.

The best thing about being adopted is that the hoomans chose you out of all the other furry friends they could have to share their home with.

I think having a new friend sounds super exciting (maybe not the food sharing). I was obliviously munching hay on the sofa with the hoomans last night when I overheard discussions about other piggies & something about plum fairies. (What do plum fairies have to do with guinea pigs?!)

The hoomans must have been in cahoots with each other. Apparently no decision was made here either as my hoomans are waiting for some other hooman to return from holiday next week & message. Which all sounds very cryptic to me.

Looking forward to hearing all about your new friend soon Kongo.
Big wheeks
From Wally werepig.
 
AidaB said:
Dear Kongo,
It sounds like it’s been very dramatic at your home recently, baths, singing, adoption chats, new friends.

I hope the cuddle with your blankie helped.
I have to put up with a strange purple cat thing in my home at the moment, hooman doesn't understand I don’t need it, maybe a blankie would be better.

The best thing about being adopted is that the hoomans chose you out of all the other furry friends they could have to share their home with.

I think having a new friend sounds super exciting (maybe not the food sharing). I was obliviously munching hay on the sofa with the hoomans last night when I overheard discussions about other piggies & something about plum fairies. (What do plum fairies have to do with guinea pigs?!)

The hoomans must have been in cahoots with each other. Apparently no decision was made here either as my hoomans are waiting for some other hooman to return from holiday next week & message. Which all sounds very cryptic to me.

Looking forward to hearing all about your new friend soon Kongo.
Big wheeks
From Wally werepig.
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Slave used to threat Djingis with the plum-fairy! I think it sounds like something fun, like a birthdayparty with great snacks?
So, you might get a wife? Wooow! My slaves most think I'm gay, they only bring other dudes home.

Slave says I had the chance to make either Chip, Joe or Djingis my boyfriend but I f*cked up three times. She says it will ve a neighboar, I will have my house still smelling of my Kongo cologne and full interaction trough the divider. She dont want my toofies to disappear in someones butt or in a house again or me act like the little d*ckhead I can be.

i would prefer a girlfriend, Wally.

Love from Kongo
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Joe and Bob - boys boys boys...
 
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