Sophie B
Senior Guinea Pig
Our names are Smokey and Bacon, you may know about us because of our slave, who seems to be incapable of getting her phone camera out of our faces, we have worked together to tell you all about the life of a guinea pig.
As you may know the life of a guinea pig is utterly exhausting, so here is our daily routine.
First we have to wake up, as we sleep throughout the day and night we get plenty of sleep, unlike us, slave chooses to sleep for ages at once, and is awake for ages, how boring! As soon as we hear her bed creak as she rolls over (which means she is waking up) we let her know our displeasure at the lack of sustenance in our food bowls, by wheeking, loudly.
Then we eat, this requires little to no effort, but every single time we must sleep afterwards because we’re pooped, and on that note, poop!
Lots of it, poop everywhere, it’s much better if you can wait until the cage is cleaned, then poop, because then you’ve decorated.
Speaking of decoration, see those toys, the ones slave makes sure look nice, those ones. Kick them, scatter them! And that nice blanket? Kick it across the floor, then poop on it, why not?
After that we sleep, run around for a bit, then sleep some more.
Then it’s tea time, we eat some more and sometimes slave cleans the cage, but she does it randomly, because she chooses to ignore our tight schedule.
Now slave goes to bed, so we make as much noise as possible, wheeking, rumbling, kicking toys, you name it!
That’s our day in a nutshell, of course we missed out lots of playing, sleeping and eating.
Here are some photos of us enjoying the guinea pig life, very hectic I know
As you may know the life of a guinea pig is utterly exhausting, so here is our daily routine.
First we have to wake up, as we sleep throughout the day and night we get plenty of sleep, unlike us, slave chooses to sleep for ages at once, and is awake for ages, how boring! As soon as we hear her bed creak as she rolls over (which means she is waking up) we let her know our displeasure at the lack of sustenance in our food bowls, by wheeking, loudly.
Then we eat, this requires little to no effort, but every single time we must sleep afterwards because we’re pooped, and on that note, poop!
Lots of it, poop everywhere, it’s much better if you can wait until the cage is cleaned, then poop, because then you’ve decorated.
Speaking of decoration, see those toys, the ones slave makes sure look nice, those ones. Kick them, scatter them! And that nice blanket? Kick it across the floor, then poop on it, why not?
After that we sleep, run around for a bit, then sleep some more.
Then it’s tea time, we eat some more and sometimes slave cleans the cage, but she does it randomly, because she chooses to ignore our tight schedule.
Now slave goes to bed, so we make as much noise as possible, wheeking, rumbling, kicking toys, you name it!
That’s our day in a nutshell, of course we missed out lots of playing, sleeping and eating.
Here are some photos of us enjoying the guinea pig life, very hectic I know
