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documentary on Guinea Pigs...

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I've always wanted to watch a documentary on wild guinea pigs, but i realised i don't need too i have my own in the back garden!

*Sir David Attenborough impersonation*

" The great British garden, a sight which many are familiar with, and in these gardens life blossoms. The humble sweetcorn, mostly found in fridges and kitchens across the country are sometimes found grazing on grassy lawns."

"But they are not alone. These humble veggitibbles are hunted!"


this female Guinea Pig knows that the sweetcorn is a rare sight on these plains, and in the open she feeds quickly....


Whilst her mate drags the sweetcorn carcass, she stands watch and calls out a warning. Making sure their prize is not stolen by another pride.


Her mate meanwhile uses his large paws to keep the sweetcorn still as his feeds, and he makes light work of whatever is left.



on the southern side of the garden a pride of Male guinea pigs have spotted the herd of sweetcorn, and the pride leader moves in, accessing his choice....



He has chosen the larger sweetcorn and uses all his strength to drag it back to his dwelling,


The rare Tiger-Pig, one of the most ruthless veggitibble predators in the garden....


However his ruthlessness is in threat to the Coby, who can demolish a unsuspecting sweetcorn in minutes...."



 
"But in fact, these Guinea Pigs are not ruthless predators (though they may think that) they are in fact cuddly spoilt pigs, and prefer the company and pamper of their slave....



:)) :)) x)
 
That's completely awesome, got our vote for the next golden globe/emmy/oscar for wildlife documentary! xoxo:(|)
 
That was brilliant - I'll never be able to listen to David Attenborough again without seeing these pictures in my mind.
 
Great work Sir David!

I would like to see this in 3D and with piggie smelly-vision (I like the smell of piggies, what can I say)

Great to see your stories again! And your gorgeous piggies drool x) x)
 
Gorgeous :) & particularly loving the rare tiger pig!
 
That was wonderful. Are there any more episodes about wild vegitibbles, hopefully featuring the guinea pig prides again? Perhaps the ponderous cucumber or maybe the herd of dandelions?

Thank you very much.
 
I have to say, this was a very informative documentary! :)) Really enjoyed reading this, it made me giggle a little and the photos are lovely.
 
Misty has been watching and she can't wait for the next episode. Beautiul piggys!

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Lovely piggys and pictures. Can I ask where you got your house from?
 
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