Wigwig
Adult Guinea Pig
Archie comes in and runs over next to me, so i put my hand down to stroke him and he leaps up, digging his knife like claws into my arm and furiously humps it, bites me, scratches me lots then chases me out the room. I manage to come back in after he followed me, stomping around pooping strategically in the utility room, and so he rumbles up, i ask "oh are you going to be nice now?", he pees on me and then goes into his cave to sleep. Such is the full moon, it sends him into such a frenzy but still, I feel rather abused and my hands stink 
he needs a cold shower i think
oh my word! yes he a guinea pig!
