Embarrassing...I got my butt kicked by my guinea!

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Jenny Leggings

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Okay so Ive had grillets for about 8 years now and when I rescued murderface she pretty much lept into face and had a darn good gossip in my ear, so I took this as a good sign a guinea saying 'Ill be your buddy!'

So shes home for 2 days quarrantine period and getting used to other guinea noises, turns out the 1.5 year old murder face is less than a year and skinny as a rake and had been living with 2 rabbits...anyway I digress, the issue is that a few weeks ago we are having a pal session...you know catching up on the gossip and all that at 1am and she obviously thinks 'hang on I can get higher than this' so next thing I know she gone on a grillet adventure and strut up past my sholder and inside the back of my hoodie! I'm doubled over on the sofa and I can feel her scooching about and then lying on her side! ACK I thought shes making a little nest! I wait for 40 MINUTES and then give up and phone my husband out of bed who comes in, opens up my sweater to be greeted with a little face and some relaxed drumstick legs on my back, set up for the night...she may have had PJs and a little night cap on! he just laghed at me put her to bed and gave her a sneaky parsley treat! ?/ :))

now... there is photographic evidence of this on my laptop but I need to know has anyone ever been dominated by a guinea or just me? :))

Do I need to burn my laptop and all evidence of this ever happening ;)
 
That is so sweet!

in answer to your question... yes! all the time!

I usually have Phantom perched on top of my head, Marble Toffee and Biscuit running around inside my robe, Cinnamon climbing up and down my back and kicking me and running away if I don't play with her and Coconut licking my arms or begging for food...

Hooman Slaves! :)
 
yAYYY!

Hubby officially owes me a fiver! LOL he just thought it was so funny that I was totally at the mercy of this scrap of guinea that when we first got her the lady had had 3 and she was the last one standing and was sooooo skinny and not eating or drinking, I loved that she was feeling more chipper! its just a little inconvienient at 1.40 on a school night to kick the hoomins butt...though it was working the old tum muscles out ;)

She a completely different guinea now and is now the head of a guinea train where she is in charge of a blind guinea and her daughter and she scopes out all the tasty treats and they follow her around like a little train! it makes my heart melt everytime! if you imagine it along to benny hill style music that is pretty much the guinea train! :)) ;)
 
Bruce got up under my jumper and round my back the other day. I was also just sort of stuck bent in half until my OH came to save me haha. OWNED!
 
LOL! He seemed ticked off at being called up at 1.40am but when he saw me that's when he started laughing at me, and taking the time to take a couple of photos that he emailed to his parents and grandparents! ;) I've got a sneaking feeling I know whaty birthday cards are going to be for the next few years! :D
 
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