Sonnet
Adult Guinea Pig
So, woke up at 6.25 this morning. Rolled out of bed, got in the shower, got dressed. As soon as I approached my bedroom door;
Sprout: WHEEK. WHEEKWHEEKWHEEK! *Translation; Breakfast needed! My bowl is empty. Starving guinea pig needs feeding!*
He is not starving. He’s very well rounded. Has loads of hay. But still...he’s a good alarm clock if I ever have trouble waking up!

Looking like butter wouldn’t melt...
Sprout: WHEEK. WHEEKWHEEKWHEEK! *Translation; Breakfast needed! My bowl is empty. Starving guinea pig needs feeding!*
He is not starving. He’s very well rounded. Has loads of hay. But still...he’s a good alarm clock if I ever have trouble waking up!

Looking like butter wouldn’t melt...