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Teenage Guinea Pig
Blimey, I won’t be making that mistake again. I decided I wanted to thoroughly clean the pig room whilst cleaning out the cages so I put my seven lads under their various cage lids in the kitchen out the way. They all awaited their turn at free ranging prior to returning to their freshly cleaned cage.
Honestly, it was carnage and I spent more time fielding pig disasters than I did cleaning them out. Events included:
- Henrik (Herbie’s new baby friend) suddenly finding his hormones and doing a lot of showing off in front of the others. Yes, he has developed quite the rumble strut and an instant dislike of Rupert and Algernon.
- Herbie managing to break into Rupert’s lid which enabled Rupert to escape. Luckily, disaster was averted as they are sworn enemies.
- Rupert breaking out for a second time and almost encountering the strutting baby Henrik.
- Algernon breaking out whilst Rupert was out (again disaster averted just in time).
- Henrik continuing to show off upon his return to the pig room and Herbie having to keep him in line.
- An impeccably behaved Fernando, Barnaby and Claudio who just looked bemused at all the chaos.
- Me spending a very long time cleaning an extremely stinky kitchen floor.
Back to cleaning them out one set at a time it is!

Honestly, it was carnage and I spent more time fielding pig disasters than I did cleaning them out. Events included:
- Henrik (Herbie’s new baby friend) suddenly finding his hormones and doing a lot of showing off in front of the others. Yes, he has developed quite the rumble strut and an instant dislike of Rupert and Algernon.
- Herbie managing to break into Rupert’s lid which enabled Rupert to escape. Luckily, disaster was averted as they are sworn enemies.
- Rupert breaking out for a second time and almost encountering the strutting baby Henrik.
- Algernon breaking out whilst Rupert was out (again disaster averted just in time).
- Henrik continuing to show off upon his return to the pig room and Herbie having to keep him in line.
- An impeccably behaved Fernando, Barnaby and Claudio who just looked bemused at all the chaos.
- Me spending a very long time cleaning an extremely stinky kitchen floor.
Back to cleaning them out one set at a time it is!