Awwww poor boy, are you never fed?! I know! Your clearly terribly neglected by that awful owner of yours who surrounds you with lots of fresh grass and hay. Don't worry, I'm on it! I'll phone the rspca on your behalf right now!
My Mum said something similar when she said she'd come and kidnap my boys as they were obviously starving in my care and having to beg for their tea!