Gimz
Teenage Guinea Pig
Treacle - "Where's ma' food hooman? I am givin' you my best piggie stare until you get me my veggies. I'm wasting away here!"
Treacle - "Right if you got the greens then I got the means! I'll go climbing for that stuff! Now how much can I get down me before those other sisters notice?"
Treacle - "Damn I was spotted!"
Bella - "Hey what about me hooman? If I poke my nose through the bars will you give me some greens too?"
Treacle - "Hey where'd that other white one come from, just now there was only one I had to share with, now there's two. Are they multiplying? And the first one's copying my trick too!"
Luna - "Hey!" (looks longingly at the kale), "what about me down here. We were all on a level, well when I say on a level I mean I was the cutest of course, but whilst I was a pouting and a preening you climbed up whilst I wasn't looking!"
Bella - "Nom, nom, nom, Mine! Nibble, nibble, nom!"
Luna - "Right if you can't beat them join them, up I go.... and I'm having some of that off you Bella!"
Bella - "Nom, nom .... hey that's my bit, I wasn't sharing that!"
Treacle - "Hmpf I'm still waiting hooman. I know I'm smaller but you're supposed to be fattening me up and I've got nothing since those two big fluffy bellies showed up!"
Ruby - "Hey what did I miss?" (shouldering Luna out of the action) "Cute piggie coming through! Lunch for me please"
Treacle - (shaking head in dismay) "only thing you missed was ole fluffy butt over there taking everything. Look at her hang onto the bars by her piggie lips, the rest of us can't get a look in!"
Bella - "Look at me hooman, look at how cute and clever I am!"
Luna (in the background) - "I'm going to get that sister of mine! Just you wait and see! I know I'll go pee on her bedding whilst she's not looking!"
Ruby (shouldering Bella to one side) - "This one's mine girls..... eyes on the prize, eyes on the prize!"
Bella - "Hey all I can see is that hoomans great fat fingers now, where the lunch at? I'll just nibble randomly anyway and if I get a bit of his finger so be it. Right stretch ... got it!"
Treacle - "Right, thats it, I'm going to have to chew the bars out of hunger and frustration! Notice me hooman!"
Luna (still in the background) - "Don't mind me, I'm just off on a secret mission, ta da da da daaa, nothing to see here"
Treacle - "Nothing again, right that's it I'm off to chew hay, sod the lot of you! Hooman I am very disappointed in you!" (Treacle disappears under a hidie)
Luna - "Nobody saw anything, I got away with it, now look innocent and saunter back to the bars again, there appears to be a gap!"
Ruby (looking longingly at another piece of kale she missed out on) - "Big fluffy gob strikes again! Treacle, I think I'll join you. Only thing I'm getting is slimmer!"
Bella - "Nom, nom, nibble, snigger, nom, nom, grin, nom, nom, chut, chutt!"
Luna returns to the feeding zone.
Bella - "With Ruby and Treacle gone, the rest is all ours! To the fluffies the spoils!"
Luna - "Ours? All yours more like. Not sure I remember eating much"
Silence as the hooman walks away with the empty packets.
Bella - "Hey, what do you mean there's no more food hooman? I've barely half filled my belly! HOOOOMMAAANN I'm squeaking at you, can't you hear me? You can't leave me chewing this cage bar ... FEED ME!"
Luna - "Damn, I didn't get back in time. You greedy fluffy pants, you scruff ball, you ate the lot! Just you wait Bella, I'll have my revenge. You're gonna have an itchy butt later, you mark my words!"
Will Luna get her revenge? Will Bella foil her evil plan at the last minute? Will Ruby beat Bella to a better share of food next time? Will Treacle ever get fed?
You'll have to tune in next week for part 2 and find out!
All's fair in love and war er I mean love and piggie munch time! (Hope you enjoyed!)
Treacle - "Right if you got the greens then I got the means! I'll go climbing for that stuff! Now how much can I get down me before those other sisters notice?"
Treacle - "Damn I was spotted!"
Bella - "Hey what about me hooman? If I poke my nose through the bars will you give me some greens too?"
Treacle - "Hey where'd that other white one come from, just now there was only one I had to share with, now there's two. Are they multiplying? And the first one's copying my trick too!"
Luna - "Hey!" (looks longingly at the kale), "what about me down here. We were all on a level, well when I say on a level I mean I was the cutest of course, but whilst I was a pouting and a preening you climbed up whilst I wasn't looking!"
Bella - "Nom, nom, nom, Mine! Nibble, nibble, nom!"
Luna - "Right if you can't beat them join them, up I go.... and I'm having some of that off you Bella!"
Bella - "Nom, nom .... hey that's my bit, I wasn't sharing that!"
Treacle - "Hmpf I'm still waiting hooman. I know I'm smaller but you're supposed to be fattening me up and I've got nothing since those two big fluffy bellies showed up!"
Ruby - "Hey what did I miss?" (shouldering Luna out of the action) "Cute piggie coming through! Lunch for me please"
Treacle - (shaking head in dismay) "only thing you missed was ole fluffy butt over there taking everything. Look at her hang onto the bars by her piggie lips, the rest of us can't get a look in!"
Bella - "Look at me hooman, look at how cute and clever I am!"
Luna (in the background) - "I'm going to get that sister of mine! Just you wait and see! I know I'll go pee on her bedding whilst she's not looking!"
Ruby (shouldering Bella to one side) - "This one's mine girls..... eyes on the prize, eyes on the prize!"
Bella - "Hey all I can see is that hoomans great fat fingers now, where the lunch at? I'll just nibble randomly anyway and if I get a bit of his finger so be it. Right stretch ... got it!"
Treacle - "Right, thats it, I'm going to have to chew the bars out of hunger and frustration! Notice me hooman!"
Luna (still in the background) - "Don't mind me, I'm just off on a secret mission, ta da da da daaa, nothing to see here"
Treacle - "Nothing again, right that's it I'm off to chew hay, sod the lot of you! Hooman I am very disappointed in you!" (Treacle disappears under a hidie)
Luna - "Nobody saw anything, I got away with it, now look innocent and saunter back to the bars again, there appears to be a gap!"
Ruby (looking longingly at another piece of kale she missed out on) - "Big fluffy gob strikes again! Treacle, I think I'll join you. Only thing I'm getting is slimmer!"
Bella - "Nom, nom, nibble, snigger, nom, nom, grin, nom, nom, chut, chutt!"
Luna returns to the feeding zone.
Bella - "With Ruby and Treacle gone, the rest is all ours! To the fluffies the spoils!"
Luna - "Ours? All yours more like. Not sure I remember eating much"
Silence as the hooman walks away with the empty packets.
Bella - "Hey, what do you mean there's no more food hooman? I've barely half filled my belly! HOOOOMMAAANN I'm squeaking at you, can't you hear me? You can't leave me chewing this cage bar ... FEED ME!"
Luna - "Damn, I didn't get back in time. You greedy fluffy pants, you scruff ball, you ate the lot! Just you wait Bella, I'll have my revenge. You're gonna have an itchy butt later, you mark my words!"
Will Luna get her revenge? Will Bella foil her evil plan at the last minute? Will Ruby beat Bella to a better share of food next time? Will Treacle ever get fed?
You'll have to tune in next week for part 2 and find out!
All's fair in love and war er I mean love and piggie munch time! (Hope you enjoyed!)
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