Fine right?

Nothing wrong with subbing cucumber and pepper for lettuce occasionally.
 
Dear GuineaGirl2011's piggies

I hear you have been deprived of lettuce! This just will not do. This is such a serious dereliction of duty by your Slave, that I am writing to you while I'm on holiday with Aunty Lilli (don't tell my Mum Misty or she'll tell me off!).

To substitute lettuce with pepper and cucumber and hope you won't notice? Is your slave completely stupid or what?!? Of course you noticed!

You have to ensure that this never happens again. You can do this in many ways (you know your Slave best so choose the best option for you) a few of which are listed below.
  1. You have to turn your back on your Slave and show her your bottoms whenever she comes in to see you.
  2. Give her the silent treatment.
  3. Wheek very loudly when she comes near you, is trying to watch the strange box in the corner with pictures and sounds, is on the phone or is holding a conversation with someone.
  4. Start up bar biting to get what you want (though not so hard you break your teeth)
When your Slave gives you lettuce again, inhale it so your Slave will realise that you have missed it and she will feel so guilty that she will never run out of lettuce again.

Yours hoping my words of wisdom assist you.

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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