Flumpet the Fearless

[flips]

Introducing the world famous parsley swallower..... Flumpet the Fearless...

First I take this deadly sprig of parsley and place it in my mouth...

Then I assume the position (this is the dangerous part, so minipigs... do not try this at home... I am a trained professional)...

Just need to manouevre it a little bit...

Nearly there...

Ta-daa !

Minx is underwhelmed rolleyes

 

[HelenRM]

That is completely awesome. I am speechless! xx>>>

I am also hatching my pignap plan...{:|

 

[Wiebke]

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Aww - Flumpet the Fearless has made me laugh out loud! Great pics!

 

[flips]

That is completely awesome. I am speechless! xx>>>

I am also hatching my pignap plan...{:|

I never get tired of saying this but... hands off my Flumpet!

 

[HelenRM]

I never get tired of saying this but... hands off my Flumpet!

Darn! grrrr

But she'd love staying with Winks

 

[HelenRM]

Just looking at those pics again has made me do a "Glynis" I tells you!

 

[flips]

Darn! grrrr

But she'd love staying with Winks

She probably would... but be warned... she's a bit of a grumpy floosy. |)

 

[skrikopanik]

I LOVE IT! Awesome pics!

So funny!

 

[Under the weather]

That's a good trick. Does Flumpet do children's parties? Could be a lucrative business!

 

[HelenRM]

She probably would... but be warned... she's a bit of a grumpy floosy. |)

Mama Mia! How can she resist me?

 

[Romily]

Wonderful!

 

[flips]

Mama Mia! How can she resist me?

Flumpet says he's a nice looking fella and perhaps he'd be interested in auditioning to be her assistant in the new knife throwing act she's working on. He just has to stand sideways with a cucumber in his mouth. |)

 

[flintstones]

... I love Flumpet, Shes a brave little pig, eating that big bit of Parsley!

 

[threelittlepigs]

She probably would... but be warned... she's a bit of a grumpy floosy. |)

So is Naomi Campbell! Has anyone ever turned up at your door offering Flumpet 'dirty stones'?

 

[tattyruncy]

How gorgeous x) What a clever piggy

 

[flips]

So is Naomi Campbell! Has anyone ever turned up at your door offering Flumpet 'dirty stones'?

No, but Flumpet says she wouldn't say no some sweetcorn 'off the back of a lorry' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink..)

 

[threelittlepigs]

Would that be nuggets of 'blood sweetcorn'?

 

[HelenRM]

Flumpet says he's a nice looking fella and perhaps he'd be interested in auditioning to be her assistant in the new knife throwing act she's working on. He just has to stand sideways with a cucumber in his mouth. |)

Winks has decided he is nowhere near as fearless as Flumpet! |)|)

 

[flips]

I'm afraid the ethical and political considerations have gone over Flumpet's head somewhat. She would like to know if blood sweetcorn tastes the same as the yellow stuff she normally has, because she's only used to seeing sparkling sweetcorn served in a presentation box. rolleyes

 

[ILoveGilbertTheGuineaPig]

What a very talented pigg! We should do a show for all those talented pigs out there to compete in. |)

 

[Little Piggles]

Love it! |)

 

[Logiebear]

Love it, blooming gorgeous piggy and funny pics xx

 

[MommaPiggy]

Hooray! That was an amazing stunt, Flumpet~ How very brave of you to pull of such a daring trick~

I'm booking you for my Birthday party next year!

 

[Joey&Gizmo]

Aww parsley demolishing Flumpet!

 

[katiepops]

What a very talented pigg! We should do a show for all those talented pigs out there to compete in. |)

Brilliant idea! Just what I was thinking.
Britain's got piggy talent!

 

[Farquhar]

What a wonderful little story. Flumpet is gorgeous and made short work of that parsley.

 

[zombieprincess]

Flumpet is surely one of the most daring piggies i have seen. Not many could take on a fully grown parsley so succesfully.

 

[caviaporcellus]

Flumpet says he's a nice looking fella and perhaps he'd be interested in auditioning to be her assistant in the new knife throwing act she's working on. He just has to stand sideways with a cucumber in his mouth. |)

LOL

Lovely photos. Neither of mine will touch parsley.