For A Little Bit Of Fun... The House Cavy Rules

[Sherlocksmum]

The start of the House Cavy Rules....

What are your cavies rules?

 

[katanamoon]

Slaves must not grumble when (not if!) we decide that your clothes look tasty.

 

[piggie smitten]

Slaves must not have a lie in if it means a delay to our breakfast veggies.

 

[MycuteBoys]

Slaves must remember what we like and what don't like it would save us all a lot of disappointment

 

[sport_billy]

Slaves must not grumble when (not if!) we decide that your clothes look tasty.

So true

Slaves must not have a lie in if it means a delay to our breakfast veggies.

We can hear ours from upstairs

Slaves must remember what we like and what don't like it would save us all a lot of disappointment

We always attempt Asparagus ever year and it is met with glares of disdain...

 

[Harry&lloyd]

Slaves must present food everytime the fridge is opened or there is veg on a plate, hoomans dinner or not!

 

[myminimonsters]

They must NEVER EVER eat the fruit or veg. in the fridge.

 

[VickiA]

Slaves must not keep rearranging the cages after we have so carefully moved all the cage wares around. Why shouldn't we have a pigloo on top of the hay tray if we like it there?

 

[gwinnypiggylove]

Slaves should never move their hand away when we are licking their fingers and slaves should never attempt to cut our nails without bribing us with veggies first.

 

[CaymanCavy]

LOL too funny!

Slaves should never bathe or clean us if veggie treats wont be waiting for us in our cage when we return! AND all other pets come 2nd at breakfast and dinner time!

 

[Mother Hubbard]

Slaves must learn and practice the ancient art of chin tickles.

 

[myminimonsters]

Slaves must learn and practice the ancient art of chin tickles.

love it

 

[GloriousGuineaGirl]

Slaves must come straight into us in the early morning when we wheek as soon as we hear the first foot off the bed onto the carpet. . Pref with a full veggie breakfast!

 

[jenny57]

Slaves cannot go on a long weekend to visit family as the master's needs will not be taken care of by the slaves (very capable) children.

 

[Frankie1990]

Slaves must not respond to wheeks with "You've already had your veggies!" UNLESS, this statement is swiftly followed by the provision of more veggies.

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must not grumble when (not if!) we decide that your clothes look tasty.

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must not have a lie in if it means a delay to our breakfast veggies.

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must remember what we like and what don't like it would save us all a lot of disappointment

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must present food everytime the fridge is opened or there is veg on a plate, hoomans dinner or not!

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must not keep rearranging the cages after we have so carefully moved all the cage wares around. Why shouldn't we have a pigloo on top of the hay tray if we like it there?

 

[Sherlocksmum]

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[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves should never move their hand away when we are licking their fingers and slaves should never attempt to cut our nails without bribing us with veggies first.

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must learn and practice the ancient art of chin tickles.

 

[Sherlocksmum]

LOL too funny!

Slaves should never bathe or clean us if veggie treats wont be waiting for us in our cage when we return! AND all other pets come 2nd at breakfast and dinner time!

 

[Sherlocksmum]

Slaves must not respond to wheeks with "You've already had your veggies!" UNLESS, this statement is swiftly followed by the provision of more veggies.

 

[Sherlocksmum]

I think I've now added everyone's cavies' rules to the library. You can see the full set here: http://uk.pinterest.com/PiggyCommunity/cavy-house-rules/

 

[JessieSassy]

Slaves must not drop a Guinea pig and not take them upstairs unless someone is sad and to have lot's of hay to play in. JessieSassy

 

[JessieSassy]

These are funny lol

 

[Guinea Slave]

We must be the first thing a slave thinks of in the morning and the last thing they think of at night.
Late night snacks must be provided every night to ensure tummies are full at all times.
Never..never, ignore a guinea whistle. These must be given priority over all else.
Never compare the intelligence of your hamster with the intelligence of guineas (I mean, really?)
Never compare the cuteness of any furry (typically a hamster) with a guineas (clearly there is no competition)

 

[MycuteBoys]

Thanks for correcting my mistake, it was to late to chance it when I noticed lol x