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Sharon.Mackay

Sharon.Mackay

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Lettuce is green
Tomatoes are red
If you be my girls
i'll keep you well fed x)

(there's a ruder version to that but i is a gentlepig)

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Awwww, Jasper has very good taste! Dottie and Mabel are gorgeous... I love the chicken legs that are always on display!
 
AWWW - What a lovely poem, Jasper! And two deserving ladies, too!
 
Dearest Jasper,

Whee very much liked your romantic poem for us about veggitibles, it is one of our most favourite things to eat. Whee would very much like you to be our huspig, but our slave tells us whee are getting one to come and stay on Saturday? Whee think that pigs as beautiful as us deserve more than one huspig though, so whee want to be yours. There is nothing wrong with that is there?

Whee think that whee could create some room for you in our favorite places...
Would you like to squeeze in our cosy with us?
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Or maybe we could snuggle in my box house?
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I know my bed is pink and fluffy, but it is soooo comfy Jasper and i could move over a little bit just for you?
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Or maybe whee could hide together and spy on my slave in my Dotty house?
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I could move my carrot for you Jasper and you could share this ledge with me?
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Whee also have a very special hideout which a different slave made us, our slave tells us that this slave is very clever and whee are very lucky piggies to have this. Only important piggies can come inside...it is top secret but whee could show you where it is...
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Other piggies and slaves have told me that I have very nice legs, what do you think Jasper...?
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Whee look forward to hearing back from you Jasper, please could you show us some more of your handsome piggy body and face?
Kisses and licks to you,
Mabel and Dottie xx

From Mabel and Dotties slave...
Sharon, there is some outrageous piggy flirting going on here rolleyes it honestly has made me laugh out loud!
 
He he he! My OH just spotted this and is somewhat relieved it is not just me! :)) Misty has been corresponding with Audioheart's Harvey about cosies and OH told me off! ")

Mabel and Dottie = x)x)x) and Jasper you are x)x)x) too - I do love himis! x
 
PS - Jasper are you going to share your girlfriends with your new friend?
 
Posiesparkles said:
He he he! My OH just spotted this and is somewhat relieved it is not just me! Misty has been corresponding with Audioheart's Harvey about cosies and OH told me off!

Mabel and Dottie = x)x)x) and Jasper you are x)x)x) too - I do love himis! x
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Haha, i'm not too sure i should let my OH see this...he already thinks i'm totally bonkers...i think i've taken it to a whole other level tonight! :))mallethead
 
My grandpiggy had 5 wifepigs! He was a wise man who would say that we cannot expect such beautiful ladies to have only one huspig, i is onored that you are willing to share the love. My heart is doing backflips and i am popcorning like i havent ever did before. Here I am with a BIG bowl of vegits, i have left you some spinach and a carrot. I love pink as you can see, my blanky is eversosnuggly. I would like to try out ALL those places to snuggle with you bootiful babes.

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Do you like babies? :red ahem i mean my hooman is getting me one, i wasnt being a rudey. He is coming tomorow night, maybe you would be able to love him too?
Here he is, what do you think? Not as handsomest as me, but close. We are a couple of dandies arent we?

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I just fainted when i looked at your legs drool drool

Here i am in my tent, plenty room for the ladies


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My hooman will take more photos tomorow!

Love jasper




Hee hee yes, serious flirting!i think we are maybe a bit mad? My hub will also think i have well and truly cracked up :))
 
PS And Misty and I are starting to feel like gooseberries! Think we shall leave you alone ;)
 
Jasper,

Whee love your tent, and little green ball, whee like to play football with our noses so maybe whee could play together? Whee appreciate that you are a very special boar and that is why you might have 5 wifepigs, but whee would like to be your top wife pigs, who get to spend maximum snuggly time with you. Whee do like your mini pig friend, he does look very cute and maybe whee could look after him and teach him how to be the perfect piggy by throwing hay around the piggy palace, and peeing and pooping on everything you can find, especially on the soft cosy stuff. Whee look forward to meeting the mini pig.

Ps, Jasper i do hope the pigture of my legs didn't knock you out for too long and you were able to go back to munching on your veggitibles quickly ")
 
Ladies you misunderstand, YOU are my only piggy loves. I have never seen such bootiful ladies and THOSE LEGS drool I was out for a while, but having happy dreams wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Here i am posing for you, sorry for the delay, i had to go back to Laura at the vets. She would be a nice hooman if she wasnt a stinky vet :)>>>
My hooman was sad because i have lost weight, but she doesnt understand that i am lovesick! Maybe when wee play football we can half half time lettice?!


This is my hammock, its small but weeeeeeeeee can cuddle up close

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Here i am looking sultry. How you doing?

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Peeping at you kid


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And my new piggypal Dexter! Isnt he sweet? I hope my being a daddy doesnt put you off. I thinks it shows my feminine side.

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Must go, Dexter is eating all my coocumbers, he is greedy!
 
Jasper!

Whee are very sorry it has taken us such a long time to respond to your lovely message you sent us! Our slave brought us a new huspig but we are not sure yet whether he is as handsome as you, so we haven't let him live in our piggy palace yet :p The slave has been busy putting us in his cage and we pee all over his cosy beds :)), but when we return home we have noticed that there is a yucky man smell all over our soft carpet :{

We haven't had half as many cuddles either as our silly slave keeps telling us that she has a very important meeting coming up, she keeps pushing around lots of tasty white paper but she gets annoyed when we nibble at it! Whee hope that you are having lots of fun with your new buddy and that you have been eating lots of veggitibles, whee like our men chunky! Whee must go Jasper but we will get our slave to post some new pigtures of us in the next few days, whee need to prepare ourselves so that whee look our very best for you xoxo
 
This thread is actually amazing. :))

Good luck to all the piggies of TGPF looking for love. I hope you succeed and have husboars and wifelets all over the world to call your own! x)
 
Guinea pigs <3 said:
Jasper!

Whee are very sorry it has taken us such a long time to respond to your lovely message you sent us! Our slave brought us a new huspig but we are not sure yet whether he is as handsome as you, so we haven't let him live in our piggy palace yet :p The slave has been busy putting us in his cage and we pee all over his cosy beds :)), but when we return home we have noticed that there is a yucky man smell all over our soft carpet :{

We haven't had half as many cuddles either as our silly slave keeps telling us that she has a very important meeting coming up, she keeps pushing around lots of tasty white paper but she gets annoyed when we nibble at it! Whee hope that you are having lots of fun with your new buddy and that you have been eating lots of veggitibles, whee like our men chunky! Whee must go Jasper but we will get our slave to post some new pigtures of us in the next few days, whee need to prepare ourselves so that whee look our very best for you xoxo
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Well hoomans are silly, dont they know that paper is so very tasty! They think they are so important, my hooman didnt cuddle me yesterday because she went to the pigtures and was tired grrrr
I am eating more but the smelly vet said i still lost weight, pfffff. I LOVE my vegittabbles now though, espesh when you like your men chunky! I dont have to go back, she says i am all better rolleyes
Keep wheeeing on that huspigs stuff, let him know who is boss. Does i need to be jealous? Or have you decided he isnt as pig fit as me?
Here is my slave with my veg, she finally stopped putting carrots out. I kept telling her i dont like them, :)>>> Whats your favorite veg? Mine is lettice, yum!
Kisses to my favourite ladies x>>
 
Jasper!

Whee are shocked to hear that your hooman didn't give you any cuddles because she went to the pigtures! What was she thinking? Tut tut! Whee hope you pooped and peed on her next time she gave you cuddles just to show her who is the boss!

Whee did little rumble dances when whee heard that you are better now and you don't need to see that stinky vet! Whee are so happy that our man is feeling better, Wheeeeek WHEEEEEEEEK! *popcorn, popcorn*

Japer, whee have rejected our huspig, he is just not as boarly and handsome as you so whee kicked him out of our piggy palace, there is only room for one boar in our lives and that is you Jasper. He tried to rumble dance at us through the bars but whee just tut at him and ignore him and go and sleep in our cosies thinking of you.

Oooh you don't like carrots Jasper, whee dooooo! Next time your hooman puts them in can you save them for us please. Whee like to have orange lipstick, whee think it makes us look pretty. Whee love all veggitibles, it is hard to say our favourite but whee do especially like to eat coriander and parsley drooldrooldrool

Whee will do some poses for you soon Jasper, look out for our pigtures, thinking of you Jasper,

Mabel and Dottie xoxox>>
 
Whee hee hee, wheee peed on her :)) She wasnt cross though, just damp. She had her favourite top on too (hoomans dont have warm coats, they have to wear fake fur. Did you know that? )
I am pleeased you is happy to have me better, i cant stop eating now. I have my hooman give me extra treats, she says i still a bit skinny. I keep putting the carrots in my bed to save for you, but when wheee go to play wheee come back and our things are cleaned and the carrots are gone :{ Hooomans arent very clever. You are bootiful without lipstick, but my hoooman wears it so it must be what girls do. If i had money i would buy you all the lipstick you want x)
You kicked him out :laluot_15: and he rumbles at my girls! I will have to come sort him out, i am big boss pig. I isnt even scared of my neighbour Dougal who is a very macho pig. I am on my way!
I read your other message toooo, my hooman has been poorly again so wheee been busy looking after her. I am very sad about the pigtures but it will make them all the more special. Well LOOK at the time, its been 10 mins since i ate! I lose track of time when i talk to my girls,

Big popcorns

Jasper (and little Dexter)
 
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