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Cookie Crumble

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My names Cookie, and I own @sport_billy & @Mrs Sport_Billy they are my mom and dad and I love lettuce

I live with my friends Vimto, Sasspy and Widget, oh and I love lettuce....

My youngest friend Widget is in something the hoomans call 'season' and she is trying to move up the hierarchy of our gang, I'm the boss, Sasspy is second in command, Vimto doesn't care but is the size of a small horse, then Widget is at the back... However Widget has been chasing and humping my friends yesterday - I was fine I just ate pellets and watched... however last night she kept trying to hump my face! The indignity of it all, I couldn't get any sleep and had to keep chasing her off! Not only that she kept doing it when I was trying to eat.

Anyway, I seen my Dad and Mom spending time on this forum thing, so we thought we'd like to sell the Widget for some lettuce? Picture below
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I have plenty of juicy Romaine lettuce, although I think Alfie, Stella and Luna might not want to part with any!
 
Naughty Widget, but I'm sorry Cookie, I don't think your Mummy and Daddy will really let you give Widget away, or swap her for lettuce. I know that seems unfair - lettuce is soooo tasty! She'll calm down. Just send her to bed for being out of line. Stroppy teenagers hate that! :)
 
Critter said:
Naughty Widget, but I'm sorry Cookie, I don't think your Mummy and Daddy will really let you give Widget away, or swap her for lettuce. I know that seems unfair - lettuce is soooo tasty! She'll calm down. Just send her to bed for being out of line. Stroppy teenagers hate that! :)
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You like lettuce too? Yes, it is sooooooooooo tasty. Will ask Dad to install a naughty piggy step.
 
@Cookie Crumble I'm afraid Widget is just at that difficult age and her hormones are rampant. I'm sure you don't really want to give her away (although a tasty piece of Romaine would seem a fair price especially if you threw in a handful of herbs) and you'd miss her once you'd finished scoffing. Just give her a firm but gentle reminder of who's boss and in a day or so all will look better.
 
A naughty-pig step is a great idea :)
Yes, lettuce is scrummy, I like my veggies, but my piggies get the nicest bits! :) I'll bet it's the same in your house, that Mummy and Daddy give you the best veggies :) I hope your face has recovered from being humped! What a shocker!
 
How rude, that is no way for a boss pig to be treated! Don't worry Cookie, I'm sure if Mummy and Daddy give you some more lettuce you'll forget all about it. I also have an underpiggy called Widget and I know I would miss her if Pixel or Thor gave her away!
 
I'm so sorry Cookie but Kasper and Quinn wouldn't appreciate me sending their food to you in exchange for Widget. I hope someone take you up on the offer ;)


(Thanks for this, been feeling a bit meh and this has helped :) )
 
katie-elizabeth said:
Is Widget behaving today, Cookie?!
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Yes :) Peace has been restored and they were together eating happily this morning..... Never know a season like it ,Widge created havoc with all three of them... The funniest was watching her mount the 'Mass' that is Vimto while Vimts was eating hay. Vimto barely noticed :))
 
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