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Coco&Luna

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Hi guys, it's Luna.
So I'm just wondering if anyone would like to take Stanley off my paws. I'm sick of his constant sexual advances and not listening when I tell him I have a head ache. He steals food straight out my mouth, sticks his nose up my butt, poops in my food bowl and licks my face when I'm trying to sleep.

I've packed his rucksack and he's ready to go asap!
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P.s, don't tell Tee, she seems to quite like having him around.
 

Coco&Luna

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:woot: I'll stick a stamp on his forehead and pop him in the postbox when Tee leaves for work tomorrow!
 

Harry&lloyd

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Hi Luna, Nala here... I'll take Stanley off your hands ( I think he's lush :love:) but in return can you take stinky Katie. She keeps chasing me round my cage I think she thinks I'm a boy cause she's always trying to hug my back :eek: thanks x
 

TheAurora

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Hi this is Casran.

I need an ally to help me stand up to my VERY BOSSY wife Jemima. Your antics sound like you'd keep her in check, hahahahahaha.

Come live with me!

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