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Sweet Potato

Sweet Potato

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dear GPU we require your assistance the human has inclosed us is severely sub par accommodation. Looking at the pictures you may be thinking 'maybe it's just a cage clean' but no! We have been informed this will be for 2 whole days minimum. It's at the back of the house upstairs in a room where it is incredibly hard to beg for treats from humans on their way to the kitchen. We fear we will be forgotten about and starve. This is simply not enough space for 2 young lads like ourselves and Hugo is already threatening that I'll have to go first if we go unfed and need to result to cannibalism. We've recently moved house and have worked really hard to make the downstairs of this house sufficiently filled with our lovely boar smell to mark our territory and now we'll have to start all over again. The longhaired slave keeps saying something about workmen and a damp corse and says we'll be better off where it's quiet and dust free but I'm sure she's just moving us so I can't get new people to feed me extra treats, scratch my head and call me cute. She knows I like new people more than her and she's just jealous but if she wants to be my favourite she could start by not clipping my nails and weighing me. I'll attach an image of this patheticly small cage that we find ourselves in please send help!
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Oh your poor boys, how can the slaves expect you to live there? You barely have room to turn around and life without begging for treats is just existence.
I think at the very least you need to get @Minnou to pass on the Cup Of Disgrace as an interim measure 😔
 
fluffysal said:
Oh your poor boys, how can the slaves expect you to live there? You barely have room to turn around and life without begging for treats is just existence.
I think at the very least you need to get @Minnou to pass on the Cup Of Disgrace as an interim measure 😔
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No can do according to Gaia.

I cheerily said 'Good morning, baby!' to her this morning and now she's mad at me and I have to keep the cup. 🙁
 
Dear boys,
that's a nightmare situation you're in. What is your slave thinking.
Since the Cup of Disgrace is not available, we strongly recommend extensive nipping action to show your slave her place.
If you need any training, we are happy to offer a quick starter course. Just send a wheekmail to [email protected].

Wheeks Vicky
From GPFANS headquarters
 
@Minnou could you please pass this on.
Dear Gaia,
We know that your slave deserves the Cup of Disgrace (FOREVER) but could you consider lending it to the boys as a gesture of solidarity just until Miss Bramble is back from holiday.
I'm sure Miss Bramble and the rest of the GPU (and GPFANS) will appreciate your support in this crisis.
Yours with kisses and rumbles,
The Beastie boys,
Dignified Sir George and Mischievous Master Boris 💋
 
fluffysal said:
@Minnou could you please pass this on.
Dear Gaia,
We know that your slave deserves the Cup of Disgrace (FOREVER) but could you consider lending it to the boys as a gesture of solidarity just until Miss Bramble is back from holiday.
I'm sure Miss Bramble and the rest of the GPU (and GPFANS) will appreciate your support in this crisis.
Yours with kisses and rumbles,
The Beastie boys,
Dignified Sir George and Mischievous Master Boris 💋
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Gaia: Oh, anything for Hunky Master Boris... 😘

Gaia to Me: "YOU! You wear the Bucket of Shame until the boys no longer need the Cup of Disgrace!"

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Get a guinea pig they said.... It will be fun... they said... 😒
 
Minnou said:
Gaia: Oh, anything for Hunky Master Boris... 😘

Gaia to Me: "YOU! You wear the Bucket of Shame until the boys no longer need the Cup of Disgrace!"

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Get a guinea pig they said.... It will be fun... they said... 😒
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Does this mean that the Cup of Disgrace has been handed over to @Sweet Potato now?

Miss Bramble needs to be updated when she gets back to her office.
 
Betsy said:
Gaia, Miss Bramble will be delighted to know there is now a Bucket of Shame that can be awarded as well as the Cup of Disgrace. I will let her know as soon as she is back in the office.
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Gaia said she is happy to share the Bucket of Shame with other needy piggies who need to punish their Slaves.

She has her eyes on the cupboard underneath the stairs as an alternative to the 'naughty step' for me... 😬
 
Sue and Smartie said:
Has Gaia considered that if you are banished to the cupboard-under-the-stairs, you will not be able to access the fridge and the piggy treats contained within it?
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Gaia: "I will of course let the Slave out every hour or so when I wish to feast upon something. I will also allow her bathroom breaks because I'm not cleaning that up!"
 
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