Guinea Pig Confession Thread

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image.webp Hi my name is Keiko. I have a few confessions. I LOVE to eat my slaves hair. She thinks I'm climbing up her chest to give kisses. But really I just want to get a bite of her hair! I also just hit puberty! Since then I love rubbing my new boy parts all over my slave! She usually pushes me off her gently if I try it on her bare skin but I know she'll get used to smelling like me!
 
My name is Milo. I'm the submissive of me and my adopted brother, but don't let that fool you. I love wheeking loudly (my slave calls it screaming?) for no reason! I have hay and food and veggies but I just like to make my slave come running to see what I'm up to. Once she's here I quiet down and sit in my hidey! (I hope she thinks it's my brother Keiko making all the noise!) I'm also really good at hiding. One time I got under the blankets on the bed during lap time, and hid by the pillows. She couldn't find me and called her partner frantically freaking out! It was funny! I stayed still and silent until she tore every last sheet/pillow off the bed. Then she found me and promptly put me in my cage! She didn't like our game of hide and seek :( image.webpimage.webp
 
Keiko The Pig said:
My name is Milo. I'm the submissive of me and my adopted brother, but don't let that fool you. I love wheeking loudly (my slave calls it screaming?) for no reason! I have hay and food and veggies but I just like to make my slave come running to see what I'm up to. Once she's here I quiet down and sit in my hidey! (I hope she thinks it's my brother Keiko making all the noise!) I'm also really good at hiding. One time I got under the blankets on the bed during lap time, and hid by the pillows. She couldn't find me and called her partner frantically freaking out! It was funny! I stayed still and silent until she tore every last sheet/pillow off the bed. Then she found me and promptly put me in my cage! She didn't like our game of hide and seek :(


Just have to say that Milo has the best hairstyle! So cute! :)
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My name is Storm, I have bladder and kidney stones.

When my human (Aidan) kisses my neck I kiss his nose, his beard tickles me :)

I have a brother called Snow who likes to chatter his teeth at me, but that's ok, I still loves him. (Snow is in the pic with Storm on my profile pic).

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PS - Aidan is my adult son, Storm is his guinea :)
 
My name is Fred and I have a very strict morning routine. I like cuddles for precisely 10 minutes followed by breakfast in bed- veggies and nuggets if you please. If my slave doesn't deliver I like to rub my boar - bits all over her face while rumbling loudly.
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I am Rodney and if don't get fed when I want to be fed, I grab hold of the spout of my water bottle and shake it until it falls off. That usually makes the slave come running.
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:D Hello! My name is Crow Feather! Some of you may know me from other posts. My bad habit is that I wriggle too much when my Mummy picks me up and when she is putting me back in my cage! Sometimes she nearly drops me - but hasn't yet!
Mummy calls me a little minx - and I am!
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Freela said:
Hi! I'm Sundae! I'm scared of everything... once I refused to leave the cage because there was a scary thing in the hallway. Mom said it was a guinea pig chew toy, for crying out loud, but I still wouldn't go get my snacks until she took it away! I also do not want to be the boss of other guinea pigs. I even let a 12-week-old baby boss me around. She was half my size, but she just seemed to want that leadership position more!
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Scaredy pig!
 
Hi, our names are Bliss, Cuddles and Frolic. When our best human friend gets home from eight hour shifts at work, her feet hurt, and she needs to change her clothes, pee and eat, but we need our veggies immediately. We can't wait a minute longer. So we wheek as loudly as we can, and enjoy watching her run around simultaneously trying to attend to her needs and give us veggies while trying to not trip over the cat. It's a great show!

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Here we are from left to right, Frolic, Cuddles and Bliss.
 
I just crashed like an idiot into the litter tray this morning while doing my morning zoomies. Crashed right into it, bounced off it and shook my head before resuming the race. I crashed into it not once but twice in the space of a minute.

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My name is Bella and despite my cuteness I confess I am most unladylike - I like to rub my fluffy white butt in all the weed on hay until my fur is nice and brown and my human slave has to wash my butt. Once I did this the day after a wash and made such a mess of my bum that my slave had to bath me all over again. He was not happy!

I can often be found marking out my territory of my favourite fleece hidies with a good bum rub around the entrance, but I don't want to sleep in there, oh no! It is just to leave my scent and other "marks" on the fleece before I go back to hiding in the hay. But when I look like this and am nice and clean my human always forgives me!

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My name is Geraldine and I am exceptionally greedy. I sit on the food so the others can't eat as much as me.
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I_Cavylover_I said:
Hi, our names are Bliss, Cuddles and Frolic. When our best human friend gets home from eight hour shifts at work, her feet hurt, and she needs to change her clothes, pee and eat, but we need our veggies immediately. We can't wait a minute longer. So we wheek as loudly as we can, and enjoy watching her run around simultaneously trying to attend to her needs and give us veggies while trying to not trip over the cat. It's a great show!
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This is exactly how it is at my house! I'm trying hard not to pee myself while tripping over the cat in order to get my girls their afternoon treat
 
"I'm crunchie, and i like to lick mums wallpaper.."

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"I'm fudge, and i like to eat crunchies hair.."

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"I'm mallow, and i like to lay ontop of my sister poppet.. And hide the evidence with my mass of hair!"

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This all happened at tonights bedtime cuddles.. !
 
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Hello my name is Cissy, my mum calls me the Piggy Alarm because when I hear a bag rustle, the front door open, the fridge open or really anything that could potentially be food related I will scream/wheek/whistle so loudly that my human is worried the glasses in the kitchen might break! I also like to wee on my humans, I only give a seconds warning just to mock them as I do a little backwards shuffle, look at the fear in their faces and let go before they can do anything :) I am also terrified of the outdoors and something the humans call "wind".

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Hello my name is Bella and I'm a zoomie addict. I run around and around my cage making hay and poos fly out onto the carpet and have just found the confidence to zoom and leap outside (often crashing into my sister). I also like to sit on my humans shoulder and under their necks and I don't like to be moved. Sometimes if the snacks run out during cuddle time I will put my feet on the humans chin and give their nose (or lip occasionally!) a little nip to remind them who's boss, but then I will give them kisses. My human reckons they're affectionate nips. Even though I'm a lot smaller than my sister I steal her food from her mouth and I insist on humping her when in season, I don't think she minds.
 
We are Albie and Percy. We didn't like the cheap hay that mummy gave us last night, so we pulled it out of our hay bag and threw it around our cage. Mummy was most displeased. That was a brand new fleece she sewed for us last night. But it's mummy's fault. She shouldn't have given us yucky hay.
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Hello, my name is Bailey and I am the king of bad hair days, I am also a compulsive puppy pad chewer and always find ways to dig up the fleece - even if it means flinging tunnels, bowls or even litter trays out of the way in the process!

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