Guinea Pig Dating

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Okay, heres a place to give the details of your gorgeous singleton piggies, and put them on the path to true love :smitten: :smitten: (or even just a bit of Nookie :o ;D)

I am going to put forward our two new satin girls, names not sure yet(adds an air of mystery we think)...

They are young, sleek, glamorous ladies, looking for some young lads (no old boars please)...with own cage, and top of the range hay rack ^-^

Interests include Kale, hammocks and walks in the run :smitten:
 
oops just spotted this so ill add bob and munchies here too:


bob - hi my name is king bob, I'm a big black 16 month old, big boned, with more to love! i love food, sleeping, and playing chase. am looking for sexy young lady for fun, friendship and maybe more.

munchie- 13 month old, cuddly, mild mannered gentle giant, loves parsley, tunneling through hay, and feng shui, seeks like minded male for fun times.
 
Bumble-Single sow, 5 months, seeks male with own pad or sharing she doesnt mind a bit of that ^-^ loves the quiet life, favourite pasttime is to kick back in the pigloo with a nice piece of cucmber and some hay. Loves gingers.

Bee-Single sow, 5 months, seeks active male who would share her love of Spinach, must have own pad. Jealous type, give her cabbage and she's anyones :) would prefer a short term thing, not really into relationships.
 
My name is Duke and i'm an elderly boar but still have the attitude and wanting of a younger boar ^-^ ^-^ ^-^

I love parsley and spinach leaves and i'm willing to share these with a lovely lady :smitten: I have 5 star accom and live indoors, lots of room for one to share with ^-^
Of course i'll be very gentlemanly and not kiss on the first date :)
My intentions? To have fun and friendship :) :)
 
^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ as long as she doesn't mind an older fella..... erm he's um never you know what either so he's still a pure boy 0:) ;D ;D ;D only ever humped his brother ;D ;D ;D
 
Glynis said:
^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ as long as she doesn't mind an older fella..... erm he's um never you know what either so he's still a pure boy 0:) ;D ;D ;D only ever humped his brother ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D

poor munchie wonders if he'll find the partner he longs for whose that way inclined
 
Lol! ;D neither has she as far as i know :o i'm sure she'd love an older man, is he the clooney type ^-^ he might be able to keep her in check!
 
jnenbnb said:
Lol! ;D neither has she as far as i know :o i'm sure she'd love an older man, is he the clooney type ^-^ he might be able to keep her in check!
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Oh yes dark eyes, those 'come to bed' eyes ::) ::) ::) ::) lol he'll probably fall asleep, mmmm maybe not tho ;D ;D
 
LOL 8)
Ok:
Koko - sorry, she's married to Moe.
Patch - a friendly middle-aged hunk at 2 years, will be happy to share as long as he gets most of it.
Moe - Married to Koko. :)
The rest of the bunch are the bubs, and there too little to date yet. I wont let them.
 
Alex is supposed to be going to live with a new girlfriend, but wouldnt mind a few 'no strings' dates in the meantime! No action for a while though, as he only got nuetered yesterday!
 
Damonshumanslave said:
Alex is supposed to be going to live with a new girlfriend, but wouldnt mind a few 'no strings' dates in the meantime! No action for a while though, as he only got nuetered yesterday!
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Oooooh! He's such a saucy boy! >:D
 
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Chess: Funloving cheeky elegant dutch lady seeking the older man for snuggles in some hay :smitten: 5 years young with alot of life and love to give! He must have a sense of humor and still love to popcorn. Not too keen on carrot but give me cucumber and I'm in heaven 0:) seeking relationship for fun, friendship and maybe more.

Cookies: Hunky peice of boar ^-^ seeking a hot young piggie for a bit of no strings loving ^-^ :smitten: must be clean and ladylike. And if your lucky it might turn into something more :-* must enjoy pigging out as much as i do! not afraid of a bit of junk in the trunk ;)
 
Vincent: hi I'm a hot young bore looking for an older experienced woman to show me the ropes

Cid: hi I'm a 4 month old looking for a gentle woman who i will let cuddle up in my thick long coat on those long cold winter nights
 
We have bertie, Hes a sweet and cuddly black & white boar, Hes been around the hay bale a few times if you know what i mean ^-^ ^-^

But hes now looking for a special sow who he can spend some quality time with, he likes nothing more than throwing his pigloo around the cage, munching on hay and the occasional forage treat, He loves carrot and corn but is always willing to share. He also enjoys lamp lit walks round the living room & run and a quick tumble in the hay now and then. Looking for a piggy with a GSOH and someone to share midnight snuggles with.

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Single Mum Catherine is looking for a boar to snuggle with.... he'd have to be good with kids as she still has 2 at home! Loves back rubs and chin tickles, really wheeks for parsley and cucumber! :smitten:

6 month old Ruby is quite shy and reserved - she is very sleek piggie with beautiful ears! She likes snoozing on laps or under chins, munching kale and talking to her mum! :) Looking for a boar with a wild side! >:D

3 month old Pip is quite new on the scene, can be hot tempered and a bit of a rebel. >:D Would do anything for a slice of carrot or kale! Can be a bit of a mummies boy, and loves popcorning round his bachelor pad when he thinks no one is looking! Is very handsome and ginger, and wouldn't say no to an older woman!
;) :smitten:
 
Spice and Honey would like some young guys to email...

Spice: A glamourous , loud bubbly girl. She has dark eyeliner and is cream/white/black and has roaning on her bottom!
She is looking for a young male as she is 11 months.

Spice: Is middle aged. She is looking for a guy who will treat her with Respect. She's 4 years old. She is a aby x peruv, she has a white streak down her nose and is tan , black and white.

If any handsome boars would like to talk , PM us.
 
Flora and Fleur are 2 smooth sow sisters who are both almost 6 months old.

Flora is laid back and easy going, loves drinking and having a good time so if any boys know of any piggy pubs then Flora is the girl for you.

Fleur on the other hand is a narky misses, she needs a boar who will give in to her demands and doesn't mind a pigloo being thrown at him now and again.
 
SunshineAndTwinkle said:
she needs a boar who will give in to her demands and doesn't mind a pigloo being thrown at him now and again.
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Ralfie is her man ;D couldnt get more laid back these days! But sadly he already has one very high maintanance girlfriend, she's behind bars at the minute ;D
 
LOL Emma if Fleur and Ralfie got together I can imagine Sephy would go mental! :D
 
Oooff yes she would! Haha, Ralfie is the type of man to not even notice if they were killing eachother in front of him, he'd just stroll back into his pigloo and curl up to sleep, thats what he does when all the girls are having murder through the C&C ::) bet poor Maggie would get the brunt of it if Sephy was mad!
 
i thin bob and flora would be great O0 although it could look wierd as they both look similar ;D

is flora interested in a boar a little older than her? hes very laid back, sends most of the day sleeping in the shape of an aubergine, and loves to drink and have a run around after a bit of parsley :) and doesnt mind sharing with that special lady ;) just not with other boars! ;D
 
My name is Teddy I'm a 1 year old handsome boar looking for some single ladies, who also be interested in sharing the timothy hay, and veggies with me :3, i love to sing to the ladies my favorite "purr" song, and to cuddle with them ^_^ lol
 
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