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Guinea pig logic.

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Wheeky

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Mummy wakes up = food is coming.
Mummy brushes hair = food is coming.
Mummy drinks tea = food is coming.
Mummy moves slightly = food is coming.
Mummy breathes in = food is coming.
Mummy breathes out = food is coming.
Mummy wakes up in the middle of the night for a pee = food is coming.
 
LOL bless them, i can't wait for mine to wheek at me all the time hehe!
 
lol bless, Mine are still a bit weary of me, Patch will take food from my hand, but Biscuit moves real slowly them quickly grabs it and runs away with it lol. no wheeking at me yet :(

Soon hopefully though :)
 
Heehee! I like it :)) Mine are a bit different, in that the sound of the fridge door opening or closing, the rattle of cutlery or a tap being turned on are their cues to start wheeking for food drool
 
mine go off at the sound of the kettle

at the mo i dare not move as it is tea time & they are waiting for me to move :)p
 
Ours have just started wheeking a lot now they are used to us.

Last night they had their tea first - which they wheeked for! Thern we got ours ready - saturday night treat - chicken kebabs, salad,poppadoms dips and pittas. The wheeking started again!

Then this afternoon at ten to four they all went up to the hayloft and started wheeking as loud as they could - this is the time during the week when Hazelpig gets in from school and gives them a "snack" of veggies!

They can tell the time now!:(|):(|)
 
Mummy wakes up = food is coming.
Mummy brushes hair = food is coming.
Mummy drinks tea = food is coming.
Mummy moves slightly = food is coming.
Mummy breathes in = food is coming.
Mummy breathes out = food is coming.
Mummy wakes up in the middle of the night for a pee = food is coming.

You have cracked it: whatever you do - FOOD IS COMING!
This state is only in suspension:
a) when eating and only as long as it takes to swallow the last bite.
b) when completely plonked out with a full belly. Do NOT disturb under any circumstances, or you are back on the food band waggon again!
 
That is the funniest thing I read on this forum.....so true.xx>>>
My 3 wheek when they hear the fridge door, wheek when they hear anything. Now they've even recognised my tiptoeing down the stairs - amazing hearing and even cuter when they've scoffed their heads off and are flaked out. My work colleagues think I'm nuts as I talk about my girls like their kids!
 
i call my boys my babies every one thinks i'm nuts as always talking about them lol xx
 
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