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...is not the taste sensation of 2016. Just "put babies to bed" as I'm off to bed as its after midnight here. Anyway ive got a cold at the moment and cant breath through my nose and so breathing through my mouth, so I'm scrapping up hay and poo and I flick up a piece of pee soaked hay and it fly's straight into my mouth :vom:. I can't talk about it any further because it's too soon and I'm still traumatized. Any way I thought I'd share with you all and save me a trip to a therapist. Goodnight all and keep your mouth closed during spot cleaning.
 
Perhaps before ruling out all guinea pig pee based on a single sample, you should instead be trying the pee from a number of individuals, and after they've consumed a variety of different foods? Nice little holiday science project!
 
acapae said:
Perhaps before ruling out all guinea pig pee based on a single sample, you should instead be trying the pee from a number of individuals, and after they've consumed a variety of different foods? Nice little holiday science project!
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Mmm I think not lol.
 
What's for dessert? Poop? :yikes: :))
 
Tim said:
Well if you asked my piggies about poop, they'd say "try it!" They seem to love it, especially when it's fresh and warm! Omnomnom:vom:
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I don't know how they can do it, I honestly dont. I havnt seen them take it straight from the source yet but I'm sure it's coming :vom:
 
:)) This has cheered me up after a rubbish day, thank you!
 
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I don't know how they can do it, I honestly dont. I havnt seen them take it straight from the source yet but I'm sure it's coming :vom:
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It helps to maintain their smooth silky coat :))
 
I'm currently at the hairdressers listening to crap music and reading everyone's reply and laughing like a lunatic. Hairdresser keeps looking at me like I'm a nutter.
 
Forgive me, I'm at work and in a silly mood :raz: :)) x
 
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It would certainly be an interesting conversation next time at the hairdressers if it did work. "Ooh Kylie, what do you use in your hair!? It looks so glossy, it feels so soft, it smells so.... so.... umm... urgh *heave*" :))
 
Kylie80 said:
I don't know how they can do it, I honestly dont. I havnt seen them take it straight from the source yet but I'm sure it's coming :vom:
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You will.

Luckily you won't see much. A piggy with hunch over or lift a leg if laying down, remove said morsel and proceed to chew.

Then they lick your finger. Or nose. And you try to forget what they just ate. Or how their breath smells...
 
Willow gets a faraway look on her face for maximum concentration whilst it 'brews', then just dived down there and plucks it straight from source. Marble tends to poop it, take a hop aside then jump back on it to claim and nom it :))
 
Patchy will wait till I'm scooping up poo on one side of the cage and then busily start eating poos in the other side. I'm not sure if she's helping me clean or if she's afraid i'll clean them all up and she'll have nothing to snack on later (which she will because she's a poo machine).
 
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You will.

Luckily you won't see much. A piggy with hunch over or lift a leg if laying down, remove said morsel and proceed to chew.

Then they lick your finger. Or nose. And you try to forget what they just ate. Or how their breath smells...
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:vom::vom::vom:
 
Tim said:
It would certainly be an interesting conversation next time at the hairdressers if it did work. "Ooh Kylie, what do you use in your hair!? It looks so glossy, it feels so soft, it smells so.... so.... umm... urgh *heave*" :))
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Payback for having to listen their revolting music for a hour and a half till I wanna hurl.
 
To add to yesterdays reply, I broke my phone today, had to buy another one. I love this thread :))
 
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