Sharon.Mackay
Teenage Guinea Pig
Good morning slave, have you been asleep?!
We're ready for breakfast, please fetch us some treats.
When we've eaten that up, we'd like to come play.
But first fill up our nuggets, and we'd like some fresh hay.
Time for a snooze now, we're all popcorned out,
but before we get comfy, will you please clean our house?
All snuggled up now, on a nice soft clean fleece,
turn down that telly slave, we need some peace!
We'd like a cuddle now, up on your knee,
Uh oh put me back please, i need a wee.
Sorry about that slave, but we've had the last laugh,
Just last week, you gave US had a bath?!
We're calling for you slave, where have you gone?
Wheek, wheek, wheek wheek, we're ready for noms!
Lettuce and cucumber, carrots too,
When we're all done, please sweep up our poo.
We're tried now slave, please turn out the lights
We shouldnt be up at this time of night,
You're not ready for bed yet?! Whats that all about,
We want to get comfy, with our chooken legs out!
We love our slave, she's so well trained,
So we give piggy kisses, and thats in exchange..
..for giving us cuddles and hay for our beds
sweeping up poops and bringing us veg.
From Jasper and Dexter, Dougal and Ted,
not forgetting Spike and Jem
Its hard being a piggy, but we're happy because..
..we have or slave wrapped round our paws!
We're ready for breakfast, please fetch us some treats.
When we've eaten that up, we'd like to come play.
But first fill up our nuggets, and we'd like some fresh hay.
Time for a snooze now, we're all popcorned out,
but before we get comfy, will you please clean our house?
All snuggled up now, on a nice soft clean fleece,
turn down that telly slave, we need some peace!
We'd like a cuddle now, up on your knee,
Uh oh put me back please, i need a wee.
Sorry about that slave, but we've had the last laugh,
Just last week, you gave US had a bath?!
We're calling for you slave, where have you gone?
Wheek, wheek, wheek wheek, we're ready for noms!
Lettuce and cucumber, carrots too,
When we're all done, please sweep up our poo.
We're tried now slave, please turn out the lights
We shouldnt be up at this time of night,
You're not ready for bed yet?! Whats that all about,
We want to get comfy, with our chooken legs out!
We love our slave, she's so well trained,
So we give piggy kisses, and thats in exchange..
..for giving us cuddles and hay for our beds
sweeping up poops and bringing us veg.
From Jasper and Dexter, Dougal and Ted,
not forgetting Spike and Jem
Its hard being a piggy, but we're happy because..
..we have or slave wrapped round our paws!
Love it and it says it all how it really is rolleyes
