Carrotyd
Junior Guinea Pig
Harry is one grumpy pig, so I tried to cheer him up with a joke.
Me: "Hey, Harry Fatty Bum. Whatcha doing?"
Harry: "I beg your pardon? Who are you calling 'fatty bum'?"
Me: "Nevermind. I want to tell you a joke."
Harry: *Sighs* "Proceed, human."
Me: "Why is Lloyd always sleepy?"
Harry: "I don't know. I always assumed it was because he was a lazy little , but do you reckon it could be respiratory..."
Me: "This is a joke. Now, why is Lloyd always sleepy?"
Harry: *Bored voice* "I don't know. Why is Lloyd always sleepy?"
Me: "BECAUSE HIS CAGE MATE IS A COMPLETE BOAR! Get it!?"
Harry: "That's a terrible joke, human. Please go away. I'd rather be alone with my thoughts right now than spend another moment of my time with you. Unless you come back with veggies."
Me: "Sorry for wasting your time."
Harry: "Apology not accepted. Good day."
Me: "Hey, Harry Fatty Bum. Whatcha doing?"
Harry: "I beg your pardon? Who are you calling 'fatty bum'?"
Me: "Nevermind. I want to tell you a joke."
Harry: *Sighs* "Proceed, human."
Me: "Why is Lloyd always sleepy?"
Harry: "I don't know. I always assumed it was because he was a lazy little , but do you reckon it could be respiratory..."
Me: "This is a joke. Now, why is Lloyd always sleepy?"
Harry: *Bored voice* "I don't know. Why is Lloyd always sleepy?"
Me: "BECAUSE HIS CAGE MATE IS A COMPLETE BOAR! Get it!?"
Harry: "That's a terrible joke, human. Please go away. I'd rather be alone with my thoughts right now than spend another moment of my time with you. Unless you come back with veggies."
Me: "Sorry for wasting your time."
Harry: "Apology not accepted. Good day."
That made my morning! I love Harry's grumpy little face 
