Harrys Smörgåsbord

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Hello my vänner!

I'm Harry Henderson, Kongos neighboar and everyday I hear four different languages around me: swedish, spanish, english and tiktok. I want to call myself a linguist and now I offer you my services. I can teach very ugly swedish words!

Right now I wheek "helvetes slavjävel! Jag är ingen hamster!"
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exia said:
Hello my vänner!

I'm Harry Henderson, Kongos neighboar and everyday I hear four different languages around me: swedish, spanish, english and tiktok. I want to call myself a linguist and now I offer you my services. I can teach very ugly swedish words!

Right now I wheek "helvetes slavjävel! Jag är ingen hamster!"
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No, you are definitely not a hamster but a very handsome boar... ❤️
 
exia said:
Hello my vänner!

I'm Harry Henderson, Kongos neighboar and everyday I hear four different languages around me: swedish, spanish, english and tiktok. I want to call myself a linguist and now I offer you my services. I can teach very ugly swedish words!

Right now I wheek "helvetes slavjävel! Jag är ingen hamster!"
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Polo: my vet wants me to eat like a hamster, but have you seen the amount Socks eats?! And he still fits through his little front door 🐾🏡 MS said she would have to get me a cat carrier if I put any more weight 😄🍩
 
Polo: tell the vet he/she can have your kånkelbär if he/she continues to kränka dig. I dont think I should tell you what kånkelbär means. Its something with boarglue and hair... and slaves says uäh.
Kränka is a word every pig should know. We guinea pigs are always kränkta (offended).

In Sweden we say hen if we dont know the sex for a person. I guess that could sound a bit offending in Britian, to call your vet hen. But you dont mean anything bad with it....
 
exia said:
In Sweden we say hen if we dont know the sex for a person. I guess that could sound a bit offending in Britian, to call your vet hen. But you dont mean anything bad with it....
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I know you're teaching Swedish on this thread, but just want to say that in Scotland sometimes men call all females they don't know the name of from about 3yo to 103yo hen. So if you're passing a building site on the pavement, one of the builders might say "Just a minute, hen" or "On you go hen".

No kankelbär though.
 
Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
I know you're teaching Swedish on this thread, but just want to say that in Scotland sometimes men call all females they don't know the name of from about 3yo to 103yo hen. So if you're passing a building site on the pavement, one of the builders might say "Just a minute, hen" or "On you go hen".

No kankelbär though.
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Slave always thought they said "hun" from honey 😅
Harry wants to know all languages and funny words! This morning he just ranted around. He's a very big talker.

Kongo says he has an very important word for all the slaves to learn! Gurka. Gurka. Gurka. Cucumber you know. He also likes when slave says pussgurka (direct translated as kiss cucumber...)
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle: Gurka slav wheek wheek (quickly quickly)
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Yes! Gurka slav snabbt skynda iiiiiiik Harry screams.

Mrs Tiggy Winkle said:
Dear Kongo,

Gurka is a very important word! I won't forget it because in German it's Gurke. Nice and similar ;)

Wheek wheek from @Mrs Tiggy Winkle 🦔

Tell Slave that I think saying "hun" might be more American?
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Fan (d*amn). Need to watch more british-series. Too much american in this household.

Kongos grandmother is born and party raised in germany, but slave does not speak german. Her mum said it was "not necessary to teach the kids" when my dad asked her to. I think she's partly right becuse she's from Schwaben and no one really understands what they say anyways. But it would be nice to talk normal german!
 
exia said:
I think she's partly right becuse she's from Schwaben and no one really understands what they say anyways. But it would be nice to talk normal german!
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It certainly would be nice to talk normal German, because then you could understand the following joke: Die Sonne lacht über Baden, die ganze Welt lacht über Schwaben! (The sun smiles down on Baden, the whole world makes fun of Schwaben / Swabia!). Mind you, the German spoken in Baden isn't terribly comprehensible to outsiders either, it's just a bit different from Swabian German. I live in the region of Baden but very close to the border with Swabia.

Maybe Kongo and @exia could try Duolingo German? - it's free, but I don't know how good or bad it is.
 
The Swabians proudly say "Mir können alles außer Hochdeutsch". In High German and even standard German with a bit of a regional accent from whereever, "mir" means "to me" / "me" as an indirect object. In Swabian German, "mir" means "we"! So the Swabians proudly say "We can do everything except speak High German!" As far as I remember, they even use it as a slogan in advertising and maybe even political campaigns. I think in Baden people use "mir" to mean "we" as well, but I'm not sure. It might be Swabians living in Baden who I've heard using that.

There are lots of important and successful companies and businesses in Swabia, especially producers of cars, so "Mir können alles" isn't exactly a lie or anything...
 
Kompisar (sweden)! Compadres (latin america)! Venner (norway)! ทารก (babys in thai)! Freunde (slave wants to put a S there... but germany)!

On my Smörgåsbord every topic is accepted, not just language. Today we will talk about LEKSAKER!

Yes, I need you to recommend me some very good toys. I have alot of balls and other things to bite on but I barfight instead. I'm a typical longhair: jag är energirik (hehe guess that one...). I love to run and jump! I have a smaller version of this in my cage:
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I love to run in it! I jump up in my hay-tray, doing magplask som borde ge svallvågor (that's like 10 points to figure out!).
Slave tried free roaming/magic carpet a numberous time but I'm a fegis (whats a fegis?!?). If she puts me on the floor I dont twitch an ear. Last night I tried to crawl into her pants, but she was standing up so... if she leaves me on the floor I sitt in the same spot until she comes get me.

I need fun things that fits in my palats! I have a 4x2 c&c right now.

Kramar från lilla tjockisen Harry
 
Fegis - statue?
Magplask - strength training workouts?
 
Dear Harry, has your slave ever given you a big paper bag stuffed with hay ?
They are great fun.
You can make back doors and side doors, throw the hay out to make a tunnel, and slaves make funny noises when they realise how much wee and poop there is in the bag 😅😅😅😅😅

Wheeks from Miriam and Moses
 
Truffolo said:
Fegis - statue?
Magplask - strength training workouts?
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I look like a statue, but it means I'm a coward...
Yes! I say its my daily workouts for my big muscles. But slave says its when you dive and accidentally hits the surface with your tummy like a seal.

Merab said:
Dear Harry, has your slave ever given you a big paper bag stuffed with hay ?
They are great fun.
You can make back doors and side doors, throw the hay out to make a tunnel, and slaves make funny noises when they realise how much wee and poop there is in the bag 😅😅😅😅😅

Wheeks from Miriam and Moses
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Awesome idea M&M! I'm a poo-master, quantity befire quality... hehe!

Happy Harry
 
Hej vänner!

Kongo got himself a FLICKVÄN! I'm was so happy for him, becuse he has had in eyes on Kylie forever.

Like said, I was so happy and fjantade runt with tindrande stjärnor i mina ögon. Loooove! I wheeked. Then I realised... I want a girlfriend too!

How do you do this? Should I post myself a new thread, making me visible? "Harrys Valentines Hunt"? Should I take some new pictures of myself looking cute and handsome? Do you think the Girls will get in line? I heard guinea pig-girls are hard to catch. Djingis Kahn the envis never gave up his love for Bramble and tried so hard Bramble thanked the universe he lived so far away. He was a bit stalking. I dont want to be a Djinig or like Kongo - a lovesick mister romance.

20260129_142603.webpsomeone has a girl in mind for me? I have my kronjuveler untouched so it has to be a distance relationship...

Happy Harry
 
I was just wondering about finding a romantic correspondence for you, you beautiful boar ❤️ If you are open to genders, there could be Freddie. You would complement each other wonderfully 🥰 a Valentine's Day cafe would be a nice thread on the forum. I will create one 💌
 
Harry,
You are such a gorgeous boar. I will be visiting Sweden this year and have extra baggage allowance booked.....
Yours looking forward to to a double pignapping (I also love Kongo),
The Beastie Boys Mummy Slave
P.S. Sir George would cope with my biggest best love Kongo as he is SO mellow
Master Boris and Hairy Harry can be maniacs together ❤️
 
fluffysal said:
Harry,
You are such a gorgeous boar. I will be visiting Sweden this year and have extra baggage allowance booked.....
Yours looking forward to to a double pignapping (I also love Kongo),
The Beastie Boys Mummy Slave
P.S. Sir George would cope with my biggest best love Kongo as he is SO mellow
Master Boris and Hairy Harry can be maniacs together ❤️
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Its your lucky day! Slave had an three hour zoom-meeting from home this morning. Kongo had his funny pants on and decided to tease me a number of times. I yelled and yelled at him and 60 persons laughed everytime. Slave needs a babysitter.
And I would LOVE to hang out with you Boris! Kongo can give you his hat, and we will be the cool hat-maffia running around! ❤️
 
Hej mitt Smörgåsbord

I want us to join together in a big wheek for the other half of my cool hat mafia - Master Boris. Boris will forever be a star of this Forum, one of those pigs that will shine forever here. A big love-purr to his family @fluffysal. We hold you in our hearts ❤️

Popcorn that bridge, Boris. We love you.

From Harry and Kongo
 
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