Smores n Choco, gus N patch here.....
so sorry we've not been on in a while. The hooman has kept the laptop in their with her...and has been busy tap tap taping away on it, so we've not gotten to sneak it in a bit. She sends her apologies.
Load of changes around here. The hooman got tired of sweeping up the hay on the living room floor. We's kept telling her it was a "gift" as we LOVE our hay, so we was just sharing "...but she was not happy about that. Plus we've got a new trick to add to the "how to train the human " guide.
We've learned if we put our pellets onto the carpet...the dogs gobble them up and then yak all over the carpet. Least thats what the hooman says "yak..thanks alot you naughty boys now I have to clean up dog yak".
either way its quite funny to see her bending over with her large bottoms ( amd she calls us fat)sticking up and scrubbing up that weird wet stinky pile of stuff...and fussing at us about putting our pellets out. Oh back to the hay bit...well she got tired of sweeping it up with a broom, and then dragging out the big blue thing that makes alot of noise (we like to wheek at it, as we think we are louder)....so she moved us this weekend into the kicthen. ....and if that wasnt silly enough...she stacked me and choco on top of gus n patch. We kinda like the highrise..., and BONUS ...
WE IS CLOSER TO THE FOOOOOODDDDDD! so now, on the way in and on the way out of the kitchen...we is wheeking madly.
Oh patch has learned a new trick that we havent quite managed yet, but we are giving it all we got.. You ought to see the hooman making such a fuss....patch has learned how to take the bell off the bottom of his kaboob toy, and all the peices go everywhere and then he toss's them about and wee's on them, and poo's on them...and then even HIDES them under the soft floofy stuff . The human has to hunt them, clean them, put it back together...and an hour later...he's done it again.
We think this is hilarious..and are tryingto do the same with ours...but she is not amused..and we think she may have gotten a different bottom for ours...as its not coming off like patch's does.
We are very proud to annouce that slowly gus has came down off his pickyness highhorse and is eating more stuff's.
He now LIKES bannana , and the other day he nibbled a green bean. He usually runs from them both. He's a pretty good neighbor..except he likes to rumble at us....and then he runs and hides. Nervous much...we's keep telling him we's wont bite....but he dosent belive us. He does come out of the pigloo now when we are all in the playpen. speaking of play pen...I (smores) got in trouble the other day....I decided since the big keep me in panel thingy (baby gate) was made of nice soft wood...I was nibbling away, minding my own buisness mind you ...and she starts fussing at me about chemicals and hurting my toofies....geesh lady. I only nibbled a small chunk and my toofies is fine. We still dont have her trained to leave our stinky mess alone...and she's so dopey she thinks when we go back into a clean cage and popcorn that we are saying thanks for the clean cage....ha ....jokes on her. We just do it becasue we can..nothing to do with her . But all in all ...she is a pretty good slave for the most part. We keep trying to beg more grapes out of her....but she's refused. I mean...we ARE starving ...but like we said we are in the food room now...so maybe she'll shape up.
I hope all our friends hooman and piggy are all well. And smores sends a big cheeky smooch to his lady friend ...miss velvet. (and asks how she is
)
thats all for now,
love the boys!
so sorry we've not been on in a while. The hooman has kept the laptop in their with her...and has been busy tap tap taping away on it, so we've not gotten to sneak it in a bit. She sends her apologies.
Load of changes around here. The hooman got tired of sweeping up the hay on the living room floor. We's kept telling her it was a "gift" as we LOVE our hay, so we was just sharing "...but she was not happy about that. Plus we've got a new trick to add to the "how to train the human " guide.
We've learned if we put our pellets onto the carpet...the dogs gobble them up and then yak all over the carpet. Least thats what the hooman says "yak..thanks alot you naughty boys now I have to clean up dog yak".
either way its quite funny to see her bending over with her large bottoms ( amd she calls us fat)sticking up and scrubbing up that weird wet stinky pile of stuff...and fussing at us about putting our pellets out. Oh back to the hay bit...well she got tired of sweeping it up with a broom, and then dragging out the big blue thing that makes alot of noise (we like to wheek at it, as we think we are louder)....so she moved us this weekend into the kicthen. ....and if that wasnt silly enough...she stacked me and choco on top of gus n patch. We kinda like the highrise..., and BONUS ...
WE IS CLOSER TO THE FOOOOOODDDDDD! so now, on the way in and on the way out of the kitchen...we is wheeking madly.
Oh patch has learned a new trick that we havent quite managed yet, but we are giving it all we got.. You ought to see the hooman making such a fuss....patch has learned how to take the bell off the bottom of his kaboob toy, and all the peices go everywhere and then he toss's them about and wee's on them, and poo's on them...and then even HIDES them under the soft floofy stuff . The human has to hunt them, clean them, put it back together...and an hour later...he's done it again.
We think this is hilarious..and are tryingto do the same with ours...but she is not amused..and we think she may have gotten a different bottom for ours...as its not coming off like patch's does.
We are very proud to annouce that slowly gus has came down off his pickyness highhorse and is eating more stuff's.
He now LIKES bannana , and the other day he nibbled a green bean. He usually runs from them both. He's a pretty good neighbor..except he likes to rumble at us....and then he runs and hides. Nervous much...we's keep telling him we's wont bite....but he dosent belive us. He does come out of the pigloo now when we are all in the playpen. speaking of play pen...I (smores) got in trouble the other day....I decided since the big keep me in panel thingy (baby gate) was made of nice soft wood...I was nibbling away, minding my own buisness mind you ...and she starts fussing at me about chemicals and hurting my toofies....geesh lady. I only nibbled a small chunk and my toofies is fine. We still dont have her trained to leave our stinky mess alone...and she's so dopey she thinks when we go back into a clean cage and popcorn that we are saying thanks for the clean cage....ha ....jokes on her. We just do it becasue we can..nothing to do with her . But all in all ...she is a pretty good slave for the most part. We keep trying to beg more grapes out of her....but she's refused. I mean...we ARE starving ...but like we said we are in the food room now...so maybe she'll shape up.
I hope all our friends hooman and piggy are all well. And smores sends a big cheeky smooch to his lady friend ...miss velvet. (and asks how she is
)thats all for now,
love the boys!