I just gave him a bath and it took soooo long, he would NOT stay in the sink! He kept trying to leap to his death and I had to use force to keep him safe. I thought he would appreciate the new Gorgeous Guineas shampoo that I bought specially for him but ooooh no. Then he pooed in the water so I finished up and took him downstairs to dry. Sat him on the sofa on his towel with some romaine lettuce and blow dried him, but when I finished I discovered that he weed all down the back of the sofa! :...
Anyway he's back in the cage now ... sulking.