Help, slave has lost the plot!

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OMG weeee need help, our slave has lost the plot. :...
She cleaned us out today and at the end of lovely cuddles, kisses and all that we normally go back to our cage.
Not today, she's totally flipped, and we had what she called a bath/shower thingy. We tried to escape and get free but she was having none of it. She used water, funny smelly stuff, towels, drying things and it's left us all fluffy and funny.
Then she had the cheek to get that thing out that takes pigtures. Well I tell you we're having none of that in this state, really not good for a girls image.:red
We've gone into hiding. Please all piggies out there come and rescue us.
We liked it here and used to give our slave so much love and so many kisses but now we're all of a fluster and confuddled.....:{
 
Awww dont worry girls, demand more veggies and ignore the horrible slave for a while- she will soon learn her lesson!!
 
Naughty slave! Make sure you demand extra veggie treats and poop on slave when they least expect it!:x
 
how cwuel...my mum keeps going on about a bath...but she has trimmed the hair round my bum! I didnt mind that cos it gets a bit smelly but I aint having this bath thingy. I shall leave home and walk to my Aunty Carols I finks I nose the way!x)
 
They must have started to forgive me because they did take some hand fed lettuce this evening. rolleyes I also managed a very quick stroke and they feel really soft and snuggly! x) Can't wait for a proper cuddle tomorrow. ;)
 
They must have started to forgive me because they did take some hand fed lettuce this evening. rolleyes I also managed a very quick stroke and they feel really soft and snuggly! x) Can't wait for a proper cuddle tomorrow. ;)

They have very short memories when Lettuce is involved!
 
What type of lettuce? I'm hoping at adopt two long haired boys in a couple of weeks so I think lettuce bribery might be needed.
 
Whee is so upset to hears you guys had to go thru such bad time :0
Stomp your paws and turn your butts next time :p

you got lettuce eh? oh YUM drool
 
Our girls can hear romaine leaves being snapped through 2 interior walls. Their eyesight might not be good but their hearing is excellent.
 
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