Rochester Piggy
Teenage Guinea Pig
Hi, this is Rochester Piggy's boyfriend. As some of you know, she is a very cautious guinea pig owner and is always ready to rush her pig to the vet if there's the tiniest thing wrong, even if there's nothing wrong. For a few months now, I've been doing the insisted-upon daily weigh ins. I'm not really sure why you have to weigh a guinea pig, but my girlfriend has taught me a lot about diet and floor time and things like that. I heard about someone named weebka who could help? She doesn't really tell me much except "please just weigh her and tell me the weight" and then she looks so relived when I tell her the weight, and sometimes she'll run to me, snatch Cali out of my arms, and start crying and telling her to not die! This lasts about 10-15 minutes and then she calms down. The other day she thought I was going to go bury Cali, when really I was just going to put Cali back in her cage! Could you please help me!