So my slaves have recently been away on holiday.
A holiday is when they go somewhere that isn’t here, and someone else comes here to look after us.
It’s all a bit strange really.
Where do they go?
Plus holidays don’t seem like a nice thing, because the big slave is always so grumpy after the holiday.
For example she says things like;
‘Stop feeding Eddi carrot. You saw the photos of the enormous slices of carrot that the pet sitter gave him while we were away. No carrots for a month. Plus we are all going on a diet as of now’.
Like it is somehow my fault that she sat around in the sunshine for 2 weeks and ate too many carrots (or whatever it is that slaves eat when they are on holiday
).
Plus the pet sitter didn’t really give us too much carrot - the big slave is just very mean with her carrot servings.
The other confusing thing about holidays is something know as ‘postcards’.
Every time they go away my little slave sends me a postcard.
When she gets home she cuddles me and tells me she sent me a postcard.
The postcard doesn’t arrive until ages after she gets here, so I don’t understand why the postcard comes later and on it’s own.
Why doesn’t my little slave bring me the postcard instead?
Plus you aren’t allowed to eat postcards, so they aren’t much of a gift. Postcards are for clipping to the front of my cage where I can’t eat them, which makes them quite boring actually.
Slaves can be very confusing sometimes.
It is lucky we have this Forum to talk about their peculiar behaviour.
Love Eddi
A holiday is when they go somewhere that isn’t here, and someone else comes here to look after us.
It’s all a bit strange really.
Where do they go?
Plus holidays don’t seem like a nice thing, because the big slave is always so grumpy after the holiday.
For example she says things like;
‘Stop feeding Eddi carrot. You saw the photos of the enormous slices of carrot that the pet sitter gave him while we were away. No carrots for a month. Plus we are all going on a diet as of now’.
Like it is somehow my fault that she sat around in the sunshine for 2 weeks and ate too many carrots (or whatever it is that slaves eat when they are on holiday
).Plus the pet sitter didn’t really give us too much carrot - the big slave is just very mean with her carrot servings.
The other confusing thing about holidays is something know as ‘postcards’.
Every time they go away my little slave sends me a postcard.
When she gets home she cuddles me and tells me she sent me a postcard.
The postcard doesn’t arrive until ages after she gets here, so I don’t understand why the postcard comes later and on it’s own.
Why doesn’t my little slave bring me the postcard instead?
Plus you aren’t allowed to eat postcards, so they aren’t much of a gift. Postcards are for clipping to the front of my cage where I can’t eat them, which makes them quite boring actually.
Slaves can be very confusing sometimes.
It is lucky we have this Forum to talk about their peculiar behaviour.
Love Eddi
