Holidays by Eddi

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The slaves have just got home from a place called ‘holiday’.

Holiday is a funny place, because before they go they are very excited and say things like ‘I can’t wait to go on holiday’, and when they get back they seem tired and grumpy and say things like ‘I can’t believe how much washing we bought back’. If they don’t like washing then why did they bring so much of it back?
It’s very confusing.

While our regular slaves are on holiday we get a new one, and that part is very nice.
Our regular slave (the boring one) leaves lots of instructions about dull things like fresh vegetable portion sizes, but the new slave is definitely quite generous with these.
We always have to go on the scales when the regular slaves come home, and the boring one always tuts and mutters under her breath about guinea pigs who have been fed too much carrot.
I think the big slave also goes on the scales when she comes home because she always shrieks and wails about too much wine and chocolate.
Slaves can be quite complicated.

This time they went to the ‘Land of Primark Bags’, so I get a nice new Primark bag, as well as different treats to the ones we usually have.
The big slave was quite pleased to tell us about the healthy new treats she had bought us, at not an inconsiderable expense.
Naturally we turned our noses up at her fancy treats, and ate the much cheaper (and less healthy) treats that the little slaves had chosen for us.
I am hoping that next time they go on holiday they bring back less washing and more treats for us.

Love Eddi

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Oh Eddi, your tales are so funny.

My slave is coming back from 'holidays' tomorrow. She never brings nice treats either, but at least I'll have much more room to popcorn and run around than my hotel accommodation.

Max
 
When our slave came back from holiday we were confined to the bottom of the hutch for 3 days and wondered what we had done wrong to deserve such treatment! Surely as it was the slave who left us with Aunty Claire and Uncle Neil (temp slaves) who had done wrong and not us. Anyway the slave cleaned the top part of the hutch today and put the ramp back. It has something to do with not having enough time to get any more hay cos of something called "Christmas" and going her away. We now have the full hutch to have fun and poop all over which is so much better. Anyway yesterday Velvet (DA BOSS) showed her displeasure at only having half the hutch to play in and bit the slave for the first time ever. Well slave lifted Velvet's chin to tell her off. The cheek of it! Not even we dare do that!
 
Hi again Eddi

Well, my slave picked me up from the guinea pig hotel today. As soon as she picked me up she made some very rude comments about my weight! Well, it has been Christmas and the hotel obviously gave me extra pellets and veg to celebrate. My slave was annoyed that I had a whole yellow pepper and several cabbage leaves today, which she says is too much. As you say, part time slaves are good because they give you lots of treats.

The first thing she did when we got home was to weigh me. Christmas is a time for eating too much....isn't that the point...so I'm surprised that she was so shocked that I had gone from 1,100g to 1,350g in three weeks. Lots of muttering about how the expensive hotel didn't know how much to feed me ...... Well, of course I wheeked the house down whenever the hotel slaves walked past, and got extra treats, what else did my slave expect😊

My slave says that she is going on something called a 'diet' because she ate too much over Christmas (funny, she said the same thing about wine and chocolate) and says I have to go on one too. It doesn't sound good. Apparently that means I can't have any nuggets or my favourite veg; you know, the sweet ones that taste the best.

I hope.your slave (the boring one) doesn't have similar plans for you.

Love Max xx
 
The PigglePuggle herd would also like to know where Max went on holiday!

Normally we get fed by "the apple lady" when the slaves go away, apple lady is a smaller younger version of usual female slave but she eats lots of apples and takes one bite off an apple then sees piggies looking at her and pops the whole apple in the piggy cage. Over and over again. All week. We have her well trained! Now apple lady is having a baby hooman (who hopefully in time can also be trained to feed us apples) so there is no hooman slave to overfeed us at Easter. Where is the overfeeding hotel please @Posyrose ? Can Liverpool piggies go there?
 
Hello Jemimah, Priscilla and Pheobe

The hotel is called Soo zoo in Hazel Grove, Stockport, my slave tells me. Unfortunately they don't do huge c&c sized rooms, but my slave says these are difficult to find. The huge bunny staying in the room below me had more space ( though not nearly as much as I have at home). Maybe I can persuade my slave to book a bunny suite next time.

Mum says there are about 40 rescue guinea pigs staying from rspca there at the moment so she thought they would know how much to feed me! Unfortunately, they are all girls; I'm looking for a new boar that I can boss about. All the piggies I have dated so far think I'm too bossy and don't understand what they call 'personal space '. I like cuddling up with piggies in a hidey, even when I don't know them very well. And, of course I am DA BOSS...and have a lot in common with @Betsy Violet. This has led to some boar-dating injuries and injured pride!
 
Thank you Max.
We will have to get our slave to check it out as apparently we have to go somewhere out of the way in summer. We’re going to live in a place called the Wirral which sounds ok so long as they still have our favourite food there.
Slave says Stockport isn’t too far from Liverpool @PigglePuggle herd so maybe we could all go on holiday together.
Jemimah, Priscilla and Phoebe
 
PigglePuggle said:
The PigglePuggle herd would also like to know where Max went on holiday!

Normally we get fed by "the apple lady" when the slaves go away, apple lady is a smaller younger version of usual female slave but she eats lots of apples and takes one bite off an apple then sees piggies looking at her and pops the whole apple in the piggy cage. Over and over again. All week. We have her well trained! Now apple lady is having a baby hooman (who hopefully in time can also be trained to feed us apples) so there is no hooman slave to overfeed us at Easter. Where is the overfeeding hotel please @Posyrose ? Can Liverpool piggies go there?
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Apples are one of my favourites, can I stay with you next ho!iday?

Funny thing is that last time I arrived at the hotel in the Summer the hotel slave asked specifically if I liked apples. My slave said yes, and ( although I didn't tell her) I got extra helpings! Your Apple lady sounds nice. Does she travel as far down the Mersey as Stockport?
 
Apple lady lives in West Yorkshire so probably drives past on her way to Liverpool, she'd probably stop by and throw in a few apples... she overfeeds anything and anyone who looks a bit hungry! She is powerless to resist cute piggy faces :)
 
I've finally forgiven my slave and, after popcorning around my cage, I'm making happy noises at lap time, even though my slave keeps remarking about the amount of hair I'm shedding after not being handled properly for weeks, or should that be wheeks!
 
Posyrose said:
And, of course I am DA BOSS...and have a lot in common with @Betsy Violet. This has led to some boar-dating injuries and injured pride!
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Hi Max
Before we get back to topic and talk about Eddi and his holidays I thought I'd just like to let you know that my name is Velvet and not Violet but as we have never met before you may have forgotten my name so I shall let you off. Just as long as you remember I AM DA BOSS and you should be very afraid when and if we do meet and you have to do everything you are told.
Love Velvet

PS Now :btt:
 
Velvet, I'm so sorry. Let me assure you that the mistake is completely the fault of my slave. Such a stupid mistake....just the sort she would make.

I think I should sack my slave ... But we did have a nice lap time earlier.
 
Back to Eddi's holiday now too I think.

We do love you and your stories and are sorry we derailed your thread. Hope you haven't been put on a diet too xx
 
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