Hoomans where is the noms?

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gorgeous girls Mine descend on the side of the cage and climb over each other for their veggies
 
Awwww...hillarious

Us hoomins always do our best to feed you of furries-gorgeousness but I have a question...
"who taught you to chew/rattle the bars to alert us you need food/attention?"...

"Is there a special tv program you watch when we are out and learn these new things?"...

"should I just give up and leave an electronic menu inside my honoured furry guesthouse so that they can choose what they would like for din dins?,afterall I could just rig up a touch system (ipadfor the hoomins to understand) and the display appears on my main tv when activated with the food type they want"
Thank you in advance for your replies...the hoomin slave!
 
"should I just give up and leave an electronic menu inside my honoured furry guesthouse so that they can choose what they would like for din dins?,afterall I could just rig up a touch system (ipadfor the hoomins to understand) and the display appears on my main tv when activated with the food type they want"

It's funny you should suggest this. After a chat with my boss where he was taking the Michael out of me and my pigs, I rigged up a picture chart for them to be able to pick what they wanted for tea with. After I showed it to him and said that I expected to be resigning soon as this invention was clearly going to earn me millions he replied with you've got too much time on your hands, here's a load of extra work.

Beautiful pictures of my beautiful bellies.
 
Your hoomans and ours must be in cahoots...... Ours never arrives quick enuf either or else it's stinky sweetcorn when whee ordered basil. Not good enough!

Whee promise our support if * lead a revolt.

Suilven, Struan, Hamish & Angus x
 
Just be thankful you have only one cage rattler! I have nine.....

Lovely to see your beautiful girlies drool drool love a piggy tumtum me x)
 
We have also mastered these techniques particularly those demonstrated by sarsa and Vimto. We find that doing this leads to more treats and first choice on the veggies. We have also mastered this technique when we can't go on the green stuff in the run, and instead only get a handful of grass- we find this makes the hoomins get us out and back to eating the proper noms.

Love Esme, Ruby and Tia.

n.b. Rosie can only manage to lift one leg in the air at a time so she can't do this technique. She does have a fierce wheek when she wants something :)
 
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