How do the hoomans know? A rant by H&H

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Dear fellow Guinea Pigs,
We are not having a good week, and would like to find out how the hooomans know that The One and Only Thea, is on her holidays?

Last week, Mummy slave took a photo of Hector sleeping with his botton on view, and that we have just seen posted on The Forum.
For the last 3 days we have been transfered to the playspace all day, as apparently it is too hot by the window, admittedly we approve of this, perhaps not the early morning wake up, but we do love getting to hang out in the playspace some more & its been fun changing it around, for Mummy slave to see when she gets home. We do disapprove of our routine being changed all of a sudden though.
Today we are very cross, Daddy slave seems to be aware that the GPU steward is on holiday, even though we have never seen Daddy slave posting on here.
He left for work without giving us any grass this morning, and the marigold flowers that Mummy slave left out for him to give us were left on the kitchen table, which we can not reach at all, so we could smell them the whole time, which was vey unfair. Daddy slave also forgot to leave the radio on…. we were looking forward to a wheeky wheek sing a along.
Mummy slave got home and said she was cross on our behalf.
To top it all off, we just heard Mummy slave say to her friend that we will have too go to work again next week, which we are not sure about as it turn out she is on holiday and gets to stay home, isn't that the wrong way round?
Can anyone help us?!
Is anyone else having trouble this wheeek?
Squeeks and wheeks from
Hector and Hamish
P.S Still waiting for grass….. apparently we just had veg sooo we have to wait, I dont think we need to wait.
Hamish 💩
 
Dear Hector and Hamish,
Such appalling treatment!
You may like to contact Tessy at GPFANS. as The One and Only Thea is on holiday.
Their HQ is with @Viennese Furbabies .
I’m sure Tessy will help you. She’s very encouraging and helped me find the confidence to nip my slave.
Love from Priscilla
 
Dear Hector and Hamish,
we are appalled by the nightmare you had to go through. Can't really believe that any slave could be so thoughtless to forget to feed you or seriously disrupt your routine. We all know how important routine is for the welfare of guinea pigs.
We strongly advice you to start nipping your slaves - especially daddy slave who has to be reminded of his duties - at every possible situation. You could also run away really fast when your slave wants to catch you to go to this playspace thing. That really get's on your slave's nerves, believe us. :inn:

We're not really sure about this 'going to work' thing. That's never happened to us before. But when in doubt, nipping is always the right decision.

If you are reluctant to nip yourselves, give us a wheek and we will organise a fast nipping squad.

Hope your situation will improve soon!
Wheeks Tessy & the GPFANS team
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear Hector and Hamish,
we are appalled by the nightmare you had to go through. Can't really believe that any slave could be so thoughtless to forget to feed you or seriously disrupt your routine. We all know how important routine is for the welfare of guinea pigs.
We strongly advice you to start nipping your slaves - especially daddy slave who has to be reminded of his duties - at every possible situation. You could also run away really fast when your slave wants to catch you to go to this playspace thing. That really get's on your slave's nerves, believe us. :inn:

We're not really sure about this 'going to work' thing. That's never happened to us before. But when in doubt, nipping is always the right decision.

If you are reluctant to nip yourselves, give us a wheek and we will organise a fast nipping squad.

Hope your situation will improve soon!
Wheeks Tessy & the GPFANS team
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Good Morning Tessy and the GPFANS team,
Thank you for your offer of help.
I think we might need a fast nipping squad, Hector refuses to nip & I only nip Mummy slave, never Daddy slave!
If you fancy a snack, grass is served at…. hmmm actually I don’t know when grass is served, if its warm & dry we will be outside eating grass! Veggie dinner time is just before 7pm.
Today is already a better day, we have had grass for breakfast.
Wheeks Hamish.
 
AidaB said:
Good Morning Tessy and the GPFANS team,
Thank you for your offer of help.
I think we might need a fast nipping squad, Hector refuses to nip & I only nip Mummy slave, never Daddy slave!
If you fancy a snack, grass is served at…. hmmm actually I don’t know when grass is served, if its warm & dry we will be outside eating grass! Veggie dinner time is just before 7pm.
Today is already a better day, we have had grass for breakfast.
Wheeks Hamish.
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Dear Hector and Hamish,
we are glad to hear that you had a better day today!
Looks like your slaves did have the decency to noticed that their behaviour was not acceptable.

We will send a nipping squad around to your place. You can warn your slaves that we are fast and will come out of the blue. They will not see us coming.
But of course it would be nice to stay for a fast snack.
Wheeks Tessy
 
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