How Many Guinea Pigs Does It Take To Mow Your Lawn?

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LisaAli

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Love this, but according to the calculator we need another 30 piggies to mow our lawn in a day.. :lol!:
 

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It will take a lot longer now Alfie is on his own. Hopefully Ronnie and Mary will help him. ;)
 

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Apparently It will take 4 guinea pigs to mow my lawn in a day. Looks like the 4 of them might starve this summer then!
 

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The calculator says that it would take only 1 piggie to mow my lawn in a day! :eek: I put four out each time. No wonder I run out of grass! :doh:
 

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Get a couple of cows instead. It will be well fertilised and you'll have a nice supply of milk :D
Erm, well funny you should say that...there are cows at the bottom of the garden...alternatively there are the occasional escapees! But they can blooming stay where they need to be...cheeky things!
 
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Alfies got reinforcements now, it will only take them 4 days to do both lawns. :tu:
 
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