Loobyg83
Junior Guinea Pig
1) Order the necessary grids and correx
2) Unpack all said pieces and assign children jobs - younger to hand out connectors and cable ties, older to help connect grids as in the picture
3) Smile through the annoyance of grids popping out and connectors breaking
4) Suggest the mini helpers may like to go and watch TV while mummy finishes off
5) As children are out of ear shot you are now free to swear at the grids
6) Grids respond by taking a chunk out of your finger
7) Sit down with a cup of tea to calm down
8) Get back to it and realise your hands are actually really sore from trying to push grids together.
9) Wait for husband to get home and do your best 'I'm a pathetic girl' routine
10) Leave husband swearing at cage and put children to bed.
11) Realise the swearing hasn't abated and nip back upstairs for a bath.
12) Saunter downstairs an hour later to find a fully built cage!
(13 - realise you have just spent your 7th wedding anniversary building a piggie palace!)

2) Unpack all said pieces and assign children jobs - younger to hand out connectors and cable ties, older to help connect grids as in the picture
3) Smile through the annoyance of grids popping out and connectors breaking
4) Suggest the mini helpers may like to go and watch TV while mummy finishes off
5) As children are out of ear shot you are now free to swear at the grids
6) Grids respond by taking a chunk out of your finger
7) Sit down with a cup of tea to calm down
8) Get back to it and realise your hands are actually really sore from trying to push grids together.
9) Wait for husband to get home and do your best 'I'm a pathetic girl' routine
10) Leave husband swearing at cage and put children to bed.
11) Realise the swearing hasn't abated and nip back upstairs for a bath.
12) Saunter downstairs an hour later to find a fully built cage!
(13 - realise you have just spent your 7th wedding anniversary building a piggie palace!)
