Hungry Piggy Appeal.

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Wheeky

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My name is Elliot.
I know what you're thinking ... "That poor pig! He's all fur and bones."
And you are right. In fact, I weigh a mere 1200g. And that is why I am here talking to you today.

Every morning, I have to wait literally a minute for my vegetables to arrive. Sometimes two. Evenings are the same. I am aware that these facts may be upsetting and unsettling to many of you, but I speak the truth.
Throughout the day I am so hungry that I am forced to wheek and wheek until my throat is sore and I can wheek no longer. The most I can hope for are some carrot peelings or maybe a grape.


Please, open your hearts. I am in desperate need of your help.
Vegetable donations should be sent ASAP to my cage (which, I should add, I have to share with my smelly brother).


Thank you,
Elliot. Aka, The Poo Monster.
 
Hello Elliott,

I'm afraid I have no sympathys, my name is Fred...

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I weigh a mere 951 grams, I have 2 wives who don't let me eat and I literally have to snatch my food from the human hand.

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I just can't stand up too these women ...8...

Please help!
 
Eliott, you are a very handsome chap, I think it is shocking your piggie slave makes you wait for so long :))!
 
get used to it...my name is Gilbert. my slave's name is Amelia. she's terrible. i ask for ONE slice of carrot and this is all i get..rolleyes:))rolleyes:))rolleyes:))rolleyes

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P.S. I'm on the look out for a new slave. Anybody interested?
 
Velvet and Onyx here.........eeeeeeeek dis is terrible fellow piggies being starved.......whee will have to start a pigtition .......whee willing to sign it immediately !





(Glynis speaking now......i LOVE this thread it's soooooo cute x)x)x))
 
Mr. Dexter Pippin, head spokespig at the Humphreys Guineas residence, wishes to put out the following statement on behalf of all 14 members of the household:

"It is with much frustration that whee must put out this statement in order to be 'herd' by Laura (hereon referred to as "Our Slave" ) and all her friends. Whee are finding the dinner service in this residence simply terrible. Our Slave brings us three meals a day, but we are finding that these meals are not of optimal freshness; in fact, our Head Food Inspectorpig here, Mr. Franklyn Edward, has carried out studies on each meal brought to us for some time, and he has reached the conclusion that every meal has been made a minimum of ten minutes prior to the meal reaching us. This is completely inadequate and whee have simply had enough of such substandard care.

I encourage all of you suffering such similar disadvantages to sign the Pigtition, most kindly started by Velvet & Onyx after the issue was initially raised by Elliot aka The Poo Monster.

It is our sincerest hope that the Pigtition is signed by as many individuals as possible. Our only hope for improvement is to send this matter directly to the Carrots of Appeal.

Until then, stay strong, our friends."
 
The first Wheeker for the Welsh tribe is emphatically signed on!
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Sparky signing in

I have had a chat with my cage mate Prince Harry

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And we both agree that we should join you in your campaign

Tommy the chap that lives down stairs is also in agreement

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this is bandit sneakily writing while my slave is at work and the porky one Austin is occupied with the log cabin!
My slave only feeds us 3 times a day. once in the morning, tea time and bedtime. This is simply not enough! I personaly have to wheek like mad when my slave gets home to get him to get me the salad out of the fridge. well i be dammed if I'm doing myself! its the same at bedtime with hay. Then when my slave finally gets up off his backside and brings the so desired food lazy boy Austin who does nothing at all to get the food brought over is always getting there 1st. well not today! i have a cunning plan! oh bother the slave back wheek wheeek wheeek!
 
Paddington speaks on behalf of all at Guinea Pig Re-homing Norfolk, Harleston branch:

"Friends, Piggies, Countrymen... lend me your ears.

It is essential that we pull together as one piggy voice, in order to be heard by those that hold the food bowl and the veggies. As you can see from my portrait below, I myself am in a half starved state, with ribs visibly showing and not a spare ounce of piggy fat to call me own. At this so called 'rescue' we get a mere two meals a day, and sometimes have to fight amongst ourselves for small morsels of melon. My friend and comrade, Zippy, is the leader of the indoor gang but he tells me even though they reside in the kitchen and wheeek constantly, little more food goes there way than comes to us. You can see below how thin and malnourished Zippy looks.

Must dash... can hear the 'feeder' returning - stay strong, piggy friends, the battle will be ours!

Paddington Bear, Aka Fattypants"

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Gilbert speaking here again...............brothers.. i truly feel your pain. you guys look SOOO malnourished..your slaves should be sent to the guillotine...hopefully the pigtition will pull you all through
 
bandits back! my cunning plan worked! Acted really cute wheeked again and tada he put the salad bowl next to me making my cage mate Austin have to come find it downstairs! hahahahahahaahaha! wheres this pigtition then so i can add my wheek to it? Austin wants to as well though i think he eats enough. he says its not for his intrest but for all those underfed piggies everywhere that are less fortunate to be as big as he is@)inbreeding:p

stay cute friends!
 
Flumpet and Delilah here. We heartily agree with the poor treatment of the many piggy masters by their slaves. Our own slave is often late bringing our veggie supplies and lovely muesli and nuggets. At night time she only gives us carrot whilst she eats crumpets in bed! The worst thing is, in order to get any parsley, we have to sit on her lap and pretend we like her. Sometimes Flumpet is so disgusted by this behaviour that she bites her, but it hasn't made any difference, she still wants cuddles. It's so demeaning.

Perhaps we should put an ad on here for new help...
 
Eleanor and Eliza here speaking out for the first time of our abuse. Our slave only gives us 2 bowls of fresh vegetables a day and our dry food is topped up at night if needed thus disturbing us. Whee have to make do with a handful of grass as a snack and may be some parsley here and there. She is just horrible to us as when our hay is running low, she will open up our hutch door letting in all the cold just to refill it. Our water bottle is filled up daily with mineral water but it just isn't good enough as whee don't get a slice of lemon to go with it. This abuse really needs to stop but when whee wheek at the top of our lungs, whee just get handled and stroked and may be plonked down on her lap!

It is disgraceful how whee are treated and our slave needs to be locked up!

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This is cottonbud talking for the downend bouncy castle tribe (cottonbud, furby and jive), well it has not gone unnoticed here that a certain piggy has been getting extras as supposedly she has lost weight... whee think she does a big whee and lots of poops before going on the scales. Unfortunately whee have no routine and so food just magically arrives at periods during the day when the lazy slave can be bothered to leave the sofa and fetch us sustenance of substandard quality or even worse stuff whee know is good for us but is just not YUMMY! Whee have signed the petition but have decided whee like wheeking so only 3 out of 4 from us

Maybe we should try and instigate a requirement for slaves bringing us favourite foods atleast 4 times a day!
 
Baxter says he would like to apply for the position of secretary.

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He will do this as soon as he's finished his nap.
 
Hello fellow piggles, Pippa here. Our little friend, Pixel, has just signed the pig-tition, but I'm here to add our thoughts too. I hurts me to hear of other piggles who are left without vegebuls all day like me, Willow and Pixel. Our slave only gives us two dishes of vegebuls each day, and it's just not enough. And she makes us wait until 5 o'clock. Pixel shouts and reminds her but to no avail.

Pixel is growing quickly and has started to steal all the parsley in her hunger -it's just unfair :(

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Poor Willow is on the verge of fainting with hunger...

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and as for me, I'm wasting away...!

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Eleanor and Eliza, we feel your frustration at being disturbed for hay too - they're just so inconsiderate aren't they?!

Lets stand up for our rights piggles! xx>>>
 
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My name is Montgomery pig and I would like to join the petition for all those underfed piggies out there. Piggy slaves.. Feed us more!! Ooops, have I got something on my tooth!

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hi my name is oliver & i'm the baby of my slaves piggies i have to say she is sooooooooo slow & i am skinny she is not quick at cleaning or anything else :( i cant see why she can not carry all vege's in the morning or at tea time i am forced to shout & nibble the bars to get my food that i so deserve then have to share with jake so unfair

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Eleanor and Eliza, we feel your frustration at being disturbed for hay too - they're just so inconsiderate aren't they?!

Lets stand up for our rights piggles! xx>>>[/QUOTE]

Yes, they are. Our slave was at it again this morning. She is off work this week but got up early thus disturbing us and you know all we got? Cucumber, parsley, pepper and celery. We are literally starving to death!
 
I do not think that the wheeker for the tribe has made clear the desperation of our situation: we have to roam far to find paltry scraps of food and then share too little between too many piggies!

We are upset that our slave puts us on the scales regualrly and then goes and tells everybody that we have been putting on weight again - that is an outright LIE, we are in acute danger of fading away every single day!

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Glynis said:
Yup even whee have to ask permission from other piggies!


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ahhhhhh it's mine.........all mine........why is that slave so dam slow?? tsk..........pathetic eh


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Considering how often these intrepid girls have to administer first aid to their slave, their diet must leave them seriously depleted and in acute danger of ending up in hospital themselves! rolleyes
 
Prince Harry checking in (on one of the rare occassions I can get a word in for Sparky) I sign your pigtition, things could definately be better in terms of food in this house, the length of time that it takes mummy to get off her backside to feed us and the early hours of the morning we get kicked out of bed for breakfast when mummy is an early shift is disgusting I would have a lie in and get my breafast when I get up but that greedy house mate Sparky would eat the lot for I even got a sniff of it but I have to say being a rescue pig my life is much better than it once was and for that I have to be thankful so I feel a bit of a turncoat complaining about the service (or lack of it) in this house.
 
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