I am hungry by Lavender

A cynical person might note that Lavender did not appear on the saturday weight check thread but wanted her own thread- we never really need to check Lavender's weight, we do but she is a consistently big girl! Very big boned and tall, and well upholstered. She always weighs in somewhere between statuesque and curvy (I am starving), voluptuous (I would quite like a snack) and "can we get another set of scales for the left buttock please" (I didn't mean to eat the whole carrot cottage?). She gets a lot of exercise and carries her magnificent heft very well, but she is... somewhat plus sized, and rather food motivated :)
 
LunaticPoodle said:
:love:I apologize in advance for causing alarm but I feel a mighty need to join the piggynapping squad. I shall await instructions from my superior officers and start stitching an appropriate plus-sized pocket in all of my clothes.
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You might need a reinforced pocket in that coat. Just saying :lol!:
 
Dear Lavender

Fancy having to wait, look, beg, and then have to be so hungry you have to look pleadingly at your slave and then practically fade away with hunger. I would complain to the management!

To have to wait for such an eternity (3 minutes) for your dinner is absolutely outrageous! I've looked in booklet "When your Slave makes you wait for your veggie dinner" and Page 7, paragraph 2, Section 4ii states that "Should you ever have to await your dindins, wheak loudly, look really cute with your most starving face". The extra advice it gives is wheak loudly so your Slave realises that you are starving and will feed you without delay. Bite on your bars and go from your food bowl and back again so your Slave gets the hint that you are so hungry you are about to expire.

Yours hoping you get fed soon

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
LunaticPoodle said:
:love:I apologize in advance for causing alarm but I feel a mighty need to join the piggynapping squad. I shall await instructions from my superior officers and start stitching an appropriate plus-sized pocket in all of my clothes.
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@Siikibam and I would welcome another member to help us in our piggynapping endeavours! I hope you have a piggynappy torch and bag as it sounds like you will have the appropriate pockets.
 
Betsy said:
@Siikibam and I would welcome another member to help us in our piggynapping endeavours! I hope you have a piggynappy torch and bag as it sounds like you will have the appropriate pockets.
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*taking notes* Thank you! I will make you proud!
Siikibam said:
Have you ever made carrot perfume?… @LunaticPoodle
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Carrot perfume you say? Hmmm, that might come in handy. I will ask the science guy (husband) if he has any suggestions on how to proceed!
 
LunaticPoodle said:
*taking notes* Thank you! I will make you proud!

Carrot perfume you say? Hmmm, that might come in handy. I will ask the science guy (husband) if he has any suggestions on how to proceed!
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Ooh! @Betsy i think we may have upped our piggynapping game!

@LunaticPoodle make sure it’s not too strong. Only smellable by piggy noses rather than humans too…I don’t know that it would be appreciated 😂😳
 
Siikibam said:
Ooh! @Betsy i think we may have upped our piggynapping game!

@LunaticPoodle make sure it’s not too strong. Only smellable by piggy noses rather than humans too…I don’t know that it would be appreciated 😂😳
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I think you are correct @Siikibam! @LunaticPoodle Welcome to the Piggynapping Squad! Meet me in the usual place at the usual time (can't give specific information but you will just know) for a debrief on how we go about a piggynapping!
 
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