I don't do sharing...

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Lady Kelly

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Well some of you might have heard that my hooman has one of these new man fellas and well... I don't like sharing my ladies...

Well I tried to stop it happening as best I could... I would nibble her hands or headbutt her during cuddle time if she stopped stroking me to text him...

I even (I am ashamed to say it) wee'd on him when he insisted on cuddling me Saturday night (I never wee on anyone EVER!)...

So I give up... it didn't scare him off so I'm going on strike...

Who will join me on the picket?

Peter

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Tee hee, bless your little heart, you know how you piggies enjoy relationships with other piggies and enjoy playing and talking to each other? Hoomans feel like this too, one thing i am very sure of is that, no matter what happens you will always come first in the hoomans eyes! Your her number one! (Your lucky the new man likes you and wanted cuddles, they're not all like that) I think you will like him, give him a chance.

Were always here if you need to talk though x
 
Awww :)) well it sounds like this hooman likes you, even though you did wee on him. Giving you cuddles when he met you. Think of all the extra veg you could get if you play it right ;) xx
 
PSST..... Peter... Its Rocky Gizmo01s Master..... you could try hogging your slave like i do.. what you have to do is streeeeech out lay flat on her and then when ever than Hooman Man tries to cuddle your slave chatter your teeth show him whos boss. I much prefer my slaves girlfriend i have heard him call her emma a few times so when she cuddles me i want her to myself be brave be big and be assertive :) good luck
 
Poor pig baby! I'm sure your hooman will love you just the same, this just means you'll have another slave to care for you!
 
Peter whee have always had one of them man fellas kicking around our house, they come in quite useful. Whee make lots of noise when he walks past us and that means he gives us more treats ;)
 
Peter whee think you should demand more cuddles and noms now your slave has a man friend. When our second Mummy moved in whee got lots more fuss, it's ace. She even lets us out when our slave's not around and feeds us nice things and lets us share her breakfast. Some times slave-friends aren't all bad.

If he's mean just chatter lots and chew his nose. That's what Suilvy does when he's annoyed..

Angus says sit on his feet and chew his shoe laces - that keeps them busy for a while...

Wheeky support from Merry, Suilven, Hamish & Angus
 
Awwwww, Peter, you will always be numebr 1 man for your mummy. You can always pretend to the male hooman that mummy hasn't fed you to get more noms..... Just think 2nd breakfast's! :))
 
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